{"id":49,"date":"2005-11-25T19:33:56","date_gmt":"2005-11-25T14:03:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2005\/11\/25\/hilarious-sardarji\/"},"modified":"2005-11-25T19:33:56","modified_gmt":"2005-11-25T14:03:56","slug":"hilarious-sardarji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2005\/11\/25\/hilarious-sardarji\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious &#8211; Sardarji"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a <strong>Sardarji <\/strong>who was down on his luck.<\/p>\n<p>In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,<strong> &#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped you.&#8221; <\/strong>Sardarji then wrote a note saying:<br \/>\n<em><br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground&#8221;.<\/em>Signed: &#8220;A Sardarji&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid&#8217;s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.<br \/>\nThe next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji  opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying: <\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Take the money, and Please leave my son.&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Signed: Another Sardarji <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, &#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped you.&#8221; Sardarji then wrote a note saying: &#8220;I&#8217;ve kidnapped your kid. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}