{"id":496,"date":"2006-12-01T17:09:53","date_gmt":"2006-12-01T11:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/12\/01\/the-basic-concept-about-girls-so-what-u-have-to-say-about-that\/"},"modified":"2006-12-01T17:09:53","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T11:39:53","slug":"the-basic-concept-about-girls-so-what-u-have-to-say-about-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2006\/12\/01\/the-basic-concept-about-girls-so-what-u-have-to-say-about-that\/","title":{"rendered":"The basic concept about girls so what u have to say about that&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If u treat her nice she says &#8220;yaar mujhe line de raha hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u dont she says &#8220;kitna akarta hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u dress nicely she says &#8220;mujhe impress karna chata hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u dont she says &#8220;tasteless hai yaar&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u argue with her she says &#8220;ziddi hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u sit quietly she says &#8220;dumb hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u act smarter &#8220;she&#8217;ll lose her brain as u r insulting her&#8221;<br \/>\nIf she acts smarter &#8220;she think its her right&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u dont love her she says &#8220;iska to pehle say hi 2-3 ladkiyon k<br \/>\nsaath chakar hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u love her she says &#8220;peeche hi par gayaa hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u dont tell her ur prob she says &#8220;u r not honest 2 me&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u do tell to her she says &#8220;u r a problem child&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u scold her she says &#8220;you act like a grandpa giving lecture&#8221;<br \/>\nIf she scolds u she says &#8220;Yaar, its becoz i care&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u break a promise she says &#8220;he does not trust u any more&#8221;<br \/>\nIf she breaks she says &#8220;jaan, main majbour thi&#8221;&#8230;.!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If u treat her nice she says &#8220;yaar mujhe line de raha hai&#8221; If u dont she says &#8220;kitna akarta hai&#8221; If u dress nicely she says &#8220;mujhe impress karna chata hai&#8221; If u dont she says &#8220;tasteless hai yaar&#8221; If u argue with her she says &#8220;ziddi hai&#8221; If u sit quietly she says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}