{"id":550,"date":"2007-01-05T10:51:32","date_gmt":"2007-01-05T05:21:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/01\/05\/casual-story-of-the-day-men-and-women\/"},"modified":"2007-01-05T10:54:25","modified_gmt":"2007-01-05T05:24:25","slug":"casual-story-of-the-day-men-and-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/01\/05\/casual-story-of-the-day-men-and-women\/","title":{"rendered":"Casual Story of The Day – Men and Women"},"content":{"rendered":"

Woman<\/strong> was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and <\/strong>found a frog <\/strong>in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”<\/strong>
\nThe woman said, “That’s okay<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n

For her first <\/strong>wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman<\/strong> in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world<\/strong>, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.
\nThe woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”So, KAZAM<\/strong>-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!<\/p>\n

For her second <\/strong>wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. A! and he will be ten times richer than you.The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine<\/strong>.” So, KAZAM<\/strong>-she’s the richest woman in the world!<\/p>\n

The frog then inquired about her third <\/strong>wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n

“““
\nMoral of the story: <\/strong>Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.<\/em> Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.<\/strong>
\n
\nTo Male readers:<\/strong> Please scroll down.
\nThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife<\/strong> .
\nMoral of the story:<\/strong> Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart.Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show<\/em>
\n–<\/p>\n

PS: <\/strong>If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! Forward this link <\/strong>to all the guys <\/strong>for a good laugh, and to all the ladies <\/strong>who have a good sense of humour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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