{"id":571,"date":"2007-01-17T19:30:42","date_gmt":"2007-01-17T14:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/01\/17\/laughter-challenge\/"},"modified":"2007-01-18T14:47:48","modified_gmt":"2007-01-18T09:17:48","slug":"laughter-challenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/01\/17\/laughter-challenge\/","title":{"rendered":"Laughter Challenge"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ack :- Anand U Singh<\/a><\/p>\n

1. Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed.
\nWe serve the needy, not the greedy…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

2.Yesterday’s news : An aunty was raped while jogging.
\nToday’s news: More aunties found jogging.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

3. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
\nBy spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

4. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
\nSITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger <\/strong><\/em>than they appear from outside.<\/p>\n

5. Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.
\nMasterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

6. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
\nLady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
\nSanta : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

7. Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade.
\nWhen the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: “Yahi thee,Yahi thee<\/strong><\/em>”<\/p>\n

8. Judge : Why do u want divorce?
\nBanta : She doesn’t satisfy me in bed!
\nPreeto: Tu yaha ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai<\/strong><\/em>, ik tumhari aag nahin bujhti.<\/p>\n

9.Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations.
\nAt the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

10. Pappu meets papa Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
\nPappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
\nSanta: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche<\/strong><\/em> teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!<\/p>\n

11. Santa: Murge kaise diye?
\nVendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10
\nSanta: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?
\nVendor: Sir ise AIDS hai.<\/strong><\/em>
\nSanta: De do mujhe to …. khana hai, g—d thodi m—- hai!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ack :- Anand U Singh 1. Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy… 2.Yesterday’s news : An aunty was raped while jogging. Today’s news: More aunties found jogging. 3. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning? By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE 4. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}