{"id":645,"date":"2007-02-16T21:02:15","date_gmt":"2007-02-16T15:32:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/02\/16\/how-happy-is-life-without-a-girlfriend-2\/"},"modified":"2007-02-16T21:02:15","modified_gmt":"2007-02-16T15:32:15","slug":"how-happy-is-life-without-a-girlfriend-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/02\/16\/how-happy-is-life-without-a-girlfriend-2\/","title":{"rendered":"HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND ;-)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. You can stare at any Girl&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>2. You don&#8217;t have to spend money on her.<\/p>\n<p>3. You won&#8217;t get boring result in ur board papers.<\/p>\n<p>4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.<\/p>\n<p>5. If u don&#8217;t have a girlfriend, she can&#8217;t dump u.<\/p>\n<p>6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.<\/p>\n<p>7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.<\/p>\n<p>8. You won&#8217;t have to tolerate someone else defining, &#8220;right&#8221; and &#8220;wrong&#8221; for u.<\/p>\n<p>9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can&#8217;t do anything according ur wishes anymore.<\/p>\n<p>10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family\u00c2\u00a0 life.<\/p>\n<p>11. You won&#8217;t have to waste paper writing love letters.\u00c2\u00a0 No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.<\/p>\n<p>12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.<\/p>\n<p>13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.<\/p>\n<p>14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,\u00c2\u00a0 therefore, u&#8217;ll sin less.<\/p>\n<p>15. You can have good night&#8217;s sleep-no need to dream about her.<\/p>\n<p>16. You wont have to fight over having a &#8216;special&#8217; friend with ur folks.<\/p>\n<p>17. No nonstop nonsense.<\/p>\n<p>18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.<\/p>\n<p>19. No tension.<\/p>\n<p>20. You can be &#8220;urself&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. You can stare at any Girl&#8230;&#8230;. 2. You don&#8217;t have to spend money on her. 3. You won&#8217;t get boring result in ur board papers. 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. 5. If u don&#8217;t have a girlfriend, she can&#8217;t dump u. 6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}