{"id":654,"date":"2007-03-05T16:32:29","date_gmt":"2007-03-05T11:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/03\/05\/me-and-my-boss-2\/"},"modified":"2007-03-05T16:33:15","modified_gmt":"2007-03-05T11:03:15","slug":"me-and-my-boss-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/03\/05\/me-and-my-boss-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Me and my Boss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen my boss takes a long time, he is thorough,<\/p>\n<p><strong>When I don&#8217;t do it, I am lazy,<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen my boss does not do it, he is busy,<\/p>\n<p><strong> When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nWhen I please my boss, I am apple polishing,<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,<\/p>\n<p><strong> When I make a mistake, you&#8217;re an idiot.<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen my boss makes a mistake, he&#8217;s only human.<\/p>\n<p><strong> When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen my boss is out of the office, he&#8217;s on business.<\/p>\n<p><strong> When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nWhen I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen my boss applies for leave, it&#8217;s because he&#8217;s overworked<\/p>\n<p><strong> When I do good, my boss never remembers,<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen I do wrong, he never forgets<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough, When I don&#8217;t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}