{"id":670,"date":"2007-03-10T17:36:51","date_gmt":"2007-03-10T12:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/03\/10\/santa-ji-ki-jai\/"},"modified":"2007-03-10T17:36:51","modified_gmt":"2007-03-10T12:06:51","slug":"santa-ji-ki-jai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/03\/10\/santa-ji-ki-jai\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa Ji ki Jai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?<br \/>\nBanta: Apple khane.<br \/>\nBandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.<br \/>\n<em><strong> Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.<br \/>\nPappu: Haan papa, chalo maine <em><strong>us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet<br \/>\nSanta: why did U come so far<em><strong>. Instead U could Have posted it&#8230;.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.<br \/>\nMan: Which part?<br \/>\nSardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,<em><strong> whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. Postman: I Had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}