{"id":673,"date":"2007-03-13T19:04:01","date_gmt":"2007-03-13T13:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/03\/13\/list-of-some-actual-funny-responses-from-unix\/"},"modified":"2007-03-13T19:04:01","modified_gmt":"2007-03-13T13:34:01","slug":"list-of-some-actual-funny-responses-from-unix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/03\/13\/list-of-some-actual-funny-responses-from-unix\/","title":{"rendered":"List of some actual &#8220;funny&#8221; responses from UNIX"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>$ Cat &#8220;food in cans&#8221;<br \/>\n<em><strong>Cat: can&#8217;t open food in cans<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>$ nice man woman<br \/>\n<em><strong>No manual entry for woman.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>$ rm God<br \/>\n<em><strong>rm: God nonexistent<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>$ ar t God<br \/>\n<em><strong>ar: God does not exist <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>$ ar r God<br \/>\n<em><strong>ar: creating God<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>$ make love<br \/>\n<em><strong>Make: Don&#8217;t know how to make love. Stop.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>$ got a light?<br \/>\n<em><strong>No match.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>$ man: why did you get a divorce?<em><strong><br \/>\nman:: Too many arguments.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>$ !:say, what is saccharine?<br \/>\n<em><strong>Bad substitute.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>$ drink bottle: cannot open<br \/>\n<em><strong>opener: not found<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>$ Cat &#8220;food in cans&#8221; Cat: can&#8217;t open food in cans $ nice man woman No manual entry for woman. $ rm God rm: God nonexistent $ ar t God ar: God does not exist $ ar r God ar: creating God $ make love Make: Don&#8217;t know how to make love. Stop. $ got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}