{"id":674,"date":"2007-03-14T10:21:43","date_gmt":"2007-03-14T04:51:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/03\/14\/school-a-place-where-papa-pays-and-son-plays\/"},"modified":"2007-03-14T10:21:43","modified_gmt":"2007-03-14T04:51:43","slug":"school-a-place-where-papa-pays-and-son-plays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/03\/14\/school-a-place-where-papa-pays-and-son-plays\/","title":{"rendered":"School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays"},"content":{"rendered":"

School<\/strong>: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.<\/p>\n

Life Insurance:<\/strong> A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.<\/p>\n

Nurse: <\/strong>A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.<\/p>\n

Marriage:<\/strong> It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.<\/p>\n

Divorce: <\/strong>Future tense of Marriage.<\/p>\n

Tears: <\/strong>The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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\nLecture:<\/strong> An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”<\/p>\n

Conference:<\/strong> The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.<\/p>\n

Compromise:<\/strong> The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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\nDictionary :<\/strong> A place where success comes before work.<\/p>\n

Conference Room :<\/strong> A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.<\/p>\n

Father:<\/strong> A banker provided by nature.<\/p>\n

Criminal:<\/strong> A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.
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\nBoss:<\/strong> Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.<\/p>\n

Politician :<\/strong> One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.<\/p>\n

Doctor :<\/strong> A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.<\/p>\n

Classic:<\/strong> Books, which people praise, but do not read.
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\nSmile:<\/strong> A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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\nOffice: <\/strong>A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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\nYawn: <\/strong>The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.<\/p>\n

Etc.: <\/strong>A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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\nCommittee :<\/strong> Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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\nExperience: <\/strong>The name men give to their mistakes.
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\nAtom Bomb:<\/strong> An invention to end all inventions.
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\nPhilosopher: <\/strong>A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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