{"id":684,"date":"2007-03-20T18:03:14","date_gmt":"2007-03-20T12:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/03\/20\/romance-office-and-shopping-arithmetic\/"},"modified":"2007-03-20T18:03:14","modified_gmt":"2007-03-20T12:33:14","slug":"romance-office-and-shopping-arithmetic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/03\/20\/romance-office-and-shopping-arithmetic\/","title":{"rendered":"Romance, Office and Shopping Arithmetic"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"post-entry\"><em><strong>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nSmart man + smart woman = <strong>romance<\/strong><br \/>\nSmart man + dumb woman = <strong>affair<\/strong><br \/>\nDumb man + smart woman = <strong>marriage<\/strong><br \/>\nDumb man + dumb woman = <strong>pregnancy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>OFFICE ARITHMETIC<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nSmart boss + smart employee = <strong>profit<\/strong><br \/>\nSmart boss + dumb employee = <strong>production<\/strong><br \/>\nDumb boss + smart employee = <strong>promotion<\/strong><br \/>\nDumb boss + dumb employee = <strong>overtime<\/strong><br \/>\n<em><strong> SHOPPING MATH<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nA man will pay $2 for a $1 item <strong>he needs.<\/strong><br \/>\nA woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that<strong> she doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t need. <\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}