{"id":721,"date":"2007-04-27T19:12:22","date_gmt":"2007-04-27T13:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/04\/27\/height-of-optimism\/"},"modified":"2007-04-27T19:12:22","modified_gmt":"2007-04-27T13:42:22","slug":"height-of-optimism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/04\/27\/height-of-optimism\/","title":{"rendered":"Height of Optimism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Soldier: &#8220;Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies&#8221;<br \/>\nSARDAR Major: &#8220;Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction&#8221; !.<\/p>\n<p>What is the height of mixed emotions???<br \/>\nwhen ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?<br \/>\nSon : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.<\/p>\n<p>bhikari &#8211; sahab ek rupiya de do.<br \/>\nSahab &#8211; tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.<br \/>\nBhikari &#8211; abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?<\/p>\n<p>What did the gangster&#8217;s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?<br \/>\nDad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Soldier: &#8220;Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies&#8221; SARDAR Major: &#8220;Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction&#8221; !. What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!! Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}