{"id":732,"date":"2007-05-07T16:26:33","date_gmt":"2007-05-07T10:56:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/05\/07\/little-johnny\/"},"modified":"2007-05-07T16:26:33","modified_gmt":"2007-05-07T10:56:33","slug":"little-johnny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/05\/07\/little-johnny\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ack:- <a href=\"http:\/\/techdudes.blogspot.com\/\">Parth Barot<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One and one, the <strong>son-of-a-bitch<\/strong> is two.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Two and two, the <strong>son-of-a-bitch<\/strong> is four.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Three and three&#8230; &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him.<\/p>\n<p>His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she stormed into Little Johnny&#8217;s classroom and confronted Ms. Margo. Little Johnny&#8217;s mother told Ms. Margo about Little Johnny&#8217;s different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn&#8217;t understand why Little Johnny had said what he did. Then suddenly, Ms Margo exclaimed, <em><strong>&#8220;Oh, I know, here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two.&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack:- Parth Barot\u00c2\u00a0 Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard: &#8220;One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two.&#8221; &#8220;Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four.&#8221; &#8220;Three and three&#8230; &#8221; His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}