{"id":755,"date":"2007-05-18T13:24:47","date_gmt":"2007-05-18T07:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/05\/18\/height-its-too-height\/"},"modified":"2007-05-18T13:24:47","modified_gmt":"2007-05-18T07:54:47","slug":"height-its-too-height","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/05\/18\/height-its-too-height\/","title":{"rendered":"Height ..Its too Height"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ack:- Rashmi Nair<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1.What is height of <strong>Fashion<\/strong>?<br \/>\nDhoti with a zip<\/p>\n<p>2. What is height of <strong>Secrecy<\/strong>?<br \/>\nOffering blank visiting cards .<\/p>\n<p>3. What is height of <strong>Active laziness<\/strong>?<br \/>\nAsking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.<\/p>\n<p>4. What is height of <strong>Laziness<\/strong>? (Classy One)<br \/>\nAdopting a child.<\/p>\n<p>5. What is height of <strong>Craziness<\/strong>?<br \/>\nGetting a blank paper Xeroxed.<\/p>\n<p>6. What is height of <strong>Forgetfulness<\/strong>?<br \/>\nSeeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him \/ her last.<\/p>\n<p>7. What is height of <strong>Stupidity<\/strong>?<br \/>\nA man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.<\/p>\n<p>8. What is height of <strong>Honesty<\/strong>?<br \/>\nA pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.<\/p>\n<p>9. What is height of <strong>Suicide<\/strong>?<br \/>\nA dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.<\/p>\n<p>10. What is height of <strong>De-hydration<\/strong>?<br \/>\nA cow giving milk powder<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack:- Rashmi Nair 1.What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip 2. What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards . 3. What is height of Active laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is height of Laziness? (Classy One) Adopting a child. 5. What is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}