{"id":760,"date":"2007-05-21T12:30:16","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T07:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/05\/21\/pjs-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2007-05-21T12:30:16","modified_gmt":"2007-05-21T07:00:16","slug":"pjs-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/05\/21\/pjs-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"PJ&#8217;s of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?<br \/>\nBecause the bananas are made of plastic.<\/p>\n<p>Next.Q<br \/>\nThe 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?<br \/>\nBecause the elephant is made of plastic.Hahhaa.never give up.one more..<\/p>\n<p>Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why ?<br \/>\nBecause the bananas are in the TV.Ooops!!! Cool down.<\/p>\n<p>Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?<br \/>\nBecause they are on different channels.Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe<\/p>\n<p>Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?<br \/>\nCmon think ..<br \/>\nBecause the TV is off. Kikikikikiki J<\/p>\n<p>Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?<br \/>\nwhy the hell do u think so much&#8230;let that poor animal have some food&#8230;.n u get back to your work \ud83d\ude00 &#8230;heheheh !!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ? Because the bananas are made of plastic. Next.Q The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why? Because the elephant is made of plastic.Hahhaa.never give up.one more.. Both the elephant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}