{"id":770,"date":"2007-05-23T16:00:51","date_gmt":"2007-05-23T10:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/05\/23\/my-daddy-plays-piano-in-a-whorehouse\/"},"modified":"2007-05-23T16:00:51","modified_gmt":"2007-05-23T10:30:51","slug":"my-daddy-plays-piano-in-a-whorehouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/05\/23\/my-daddy-plays-piano-in-a-whorehouse\/","title":{"rendered":"My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A grade school teacher was a<strong><em>sking his pupils what their parents did for a living<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?<br \/>\nTim stood up and proudly said, She&#8217;s a doctor.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s wonderful. How about you, Amy?<br \/>\nAmy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, My father is a mailman.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, Amy said the teacher. What does your parent do, Billy?<br \/>\nBilly proudly stood up and announced, <em><strong>My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher was aghast and went to Billy&#8217;s house and rang the bell. Billy&#8217;s father answered the door.<br \/>\nThe teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.<\/p>\n<p>Billy&#8217;s dad said, <em><strong>I&#8217;m actually a system programmer specializing in TCP\/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems<\/strong><\/em>. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living. Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day? Tim stood up and proudly said, She&#8217;s a doctor. That&#8217;s wonderful. How about you, Amy? Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, My father is a mailman. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}