{"id":775,"date":"2007-05-25T15:31:25","date_gmt":"2007-05-25T10:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/05\/25\/martial-woes\/"},"modified":"2007-05-25T15:31:25","modified_gmt":"2007-05-25T10:01:25","slug":"martial-woes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/05\/25\/martial-woes\/","title":{"rendered":"Martial Woes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ack:- Saurabh Rawane<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Why dogs don&#8217;t marry?<br \/>\nBecause they are already leading a dog&#8217;s life!<\/p>\n<p>Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?<br \/>\nMan: Don&#8217;t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.<\/p>\n<p>Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.<br \/>\nLovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.<br \/>\nHusbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice<\/p>\n<p>Two types of people in the world:- Some who are HAPPY. Others who are MARRIED. &#8230;..Think again&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>To the Bride and Groom &#8211; live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dear [bride&#8217;s name],<br \/>\nIsn&#8217;t it quite funny how History repeats itself?<br \/>\n[Bride&#8217;s Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy&#8230;and now it&#8217;s happening all over again<\/p>\n<p>Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population<\/p>\n<p>By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you&#8217;ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you&#8217;ll become a philosopher. \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Socrates <\/p>\n<p>After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can&#8217;t face each other, but still they stay together.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack:- Saurabh Rawane Why dogs don&#8217;t marry? Because they are already leading a dog&#8217;s life! Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don&#8217;t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}