Achchha, ab shru karte hain
\ntoh ek couple hai..
\nwoh jab sath me rahte hai toh ek bhi cockroch n kide unke najdik nai
\naate…
\ny..
\nkyonki ladke ka naam laxman n ladki ka\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 naam rekha hai… :)\u00c2\u00a0 totally Laxman Rekha<\/p>\n
How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost????
\nThink…….
\nits 1\/3(pi*r*r*h)
\ndo u know why………….
\n‘coz he repeatively says,”mein CONE hun???”.<\/p>\n
ok, flashback to Sholay
\nYeh haath humko de de thakur..
\nahin..
\nYeh haath humko de de thakur..
\nNai..
\nYeh haath humko de de thakur..
\nThakur : abye 4 – 4 haath lekar SHERA Wali Mata Banega kya???<\/p>\n
Once ther was a man by name Bhagwan. A beautiful girl by name Raani falls
\nin love with Bhagwan. After few days of their affair, Raani dies. Why??
\nKyonki woh Bhagwan ko pyaari ho gayi!!<\/p>\n
Who is Aparna’s younger sister?
\nLowerna!<\/p>\n
Ek ladki raaaste ke beech mein bahut ro rahi thi…achanak ek car
\naati hai aur use thokti hai…fir bhi woh ladki nahi marti…in fact the
\ncar is damaged ..how????<\/p>\n
woh bahut ro rahi thi
\nro (density) is very high.
\ndensity x volume = mass
\ntherefore mass is very very high.(higher than car)
\nisliye gaadi damaged!<\/p>\n
BPL – PJ (Below Poverty Line – PJ)
\nIf Yash Chopra wants to make movie on Veerapan what would be the name of
\nveerapan’s wife in that movie ??
\nsocho socho
\nthoda aur deemag lagao
\nZaarapan !!!!!<\/p>\n
dil mein chubhi sui
\ngaur farmayiega
\ndil mein chubhi sui
\nooi ooi ooi……….<\/p>\n
Ek Gaon mein ek Daku reheta tha..
\nSab Gaonwaale usse darte the\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 usse duuurr bhagte the\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6
\nPar Ek din us ne apne Gun ko MangalSutra pehenaya aur sab
\ngaonwale uski pooja karne lage\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6..
\nKyu???
\nKyon ki woh Gun \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Pati ban jaata hain\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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