{"id":780,"date":"2007-05-30T13:46:43","date_gmt":"2007-05-30T08:16:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/05\/30\/smart-wife\/"},"modified":"2007-05-30T13:49:22","modified_gmt":"2007-05-30T08:19:22","slug":"smart-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/05\/30\/smart-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Smart wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Dear Sweetheart:<\/em><br \/>\nI can&#8217;t send my salary this month,<em><strong> so I am sending 100 kisses.<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nYou are my sweetheart<br \/>\n<em>Your husband,<br \/>\nAllen<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>============ =========<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>His wife replied back after some days to her husband:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Dearest sweetheart,<\/em><br \/>\nThanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.<br \/>\n1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month&#8217;s milk.<br \/>\n2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.<br \/>\n3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses Instead of the rent.<br \/>\n4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items&#8230;&#8230;. &#8230;.<br \/>\n5. Other expenses 40 kisses<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.<br \/>\n<em><strong>Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><em><\/em><em>Your Sweet Heart<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife Dear Sweetheart: I can&#8217;t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband, Allen ============ ========= His wife replied back after some days to her husband: Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}