{"id":791,"date":"2007-06-01T16:02:39","date_gmt":"2007-06-01T10:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/06\/01\/cartoonisssh-quotes\/"},"modified":"2007-06-01T16:02:39","modified_gmt":"2007-06-01T10:32:39","slug":"cartoonisssh-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/06\/01\/cartoonisssh-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Cartoonisssh Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Ack:-  Pinaz Kale<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Roses are red, violets are blue<br \/>\nMonkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t feel so angry, you will find me there too<br \/>\n<em><strong>Not in a cage but laughing at you&#8230;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Twinkle Twinkle little star<br \/>\nYou should know what you are<br \/>\nAnd once you know what you are<br \/>\n<em><strong>Mental hospital is not so far.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>The rain makes all things beautiful.<br \/>\nThe grass and flowers too.<br \/>\nIf rain makes all things beautiful<br \/>\n<em><strong>Why doesn&#8217;t it rain on you?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>I wrote your name on sand it got washed.<br \/>\nI wrote your name in air, it was blown away.<br \/>\nthen ~ I wrote your name on my heart And.<br \/>\n<em><strong>I got a heart attack straight away<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.<br \/>\nHE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi<br \/>\nHE saw me in dark, HE created light<br \/>\n<em><strong>HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack:- Pinaz Kale Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Don&#8217;t feel so angry, you will find me there too Not in a cage but laughing at you&#8230; Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4,29],"class_list":["post-791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","tag-quotes","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}