A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, ‘If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??’ Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
\nTeacher: ‘ O.K. Johnny, what’s the answer?’
\nJohnny: ‘NONE, maa’m.
\nTeacher: ‘How?’ Johnny: ‘After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away.’ Teacher: ‘No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking. <\/p>\n
Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: ‘Teacher can i ask u a question?’
\nTeacher: ‘Sure’.
\nJohnny: ‘There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it, The second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??’
\nTeacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers:’I….I…… I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married.’
\nJohnny: ‘NO maa’m, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING’!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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