{"id":832,"date":"2007-06-18T13:26:45","date_gmt":"2007-06-18T07:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/06\/18\/indian-vs-american-tit-for-tat\/"},"modified":"2007-06-18T13:26:45","modified_gmt":"2007-06-18T07:56:45","slug":"indian-vs-american-tit-for-tat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/06\/18\/indian-vs-american-tit-for-tat\/","title":{"rendered":"Indian vs American &#8211; Tit for Tat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.<\/p>\n<p>American: &#8220;You Indians eat the whole bread?&#8221;<br \/>\nIndian (coolly): &#8220;Of course.&#8221;<br \/>\nAmerican: (after blowing a huge bubble)&#8221;We don&#8217;t. In America, we only eat what&#8217;s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,transform them into croissants and sell them to India.&#8221; The American has a smirk<br \/>\non his face.<\/p>\n<p>The Indian munches on&#8230; gives a cold look but did not reply.<\/p>\n<p>The American refuses to take the cue and persists: &#8220;Do you eat jelly with the bread??&#8221;<br \/>\nIndian: &#8220;Of Course.&#8221;<br \/>\nAmerican: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). &#8220;We don&#8217;t. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into<br \/>\njam and sell the jam to India.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Indian puts his coffee mug down&#8230;looks straight in the American&#8217;s eye and then asks: &#8220;Do you have sex in America?&#8221;<br \/>\nAmerican: &#8220;Why of course we do&#8221;, the American says with a big smirk.<br \/>\nIndian: &#8220;And what do you do with the condoms once you&#8217;ve used them?&#8221;<br \/>\nAmerican: &#8220;We throw them away, of course.&#8221;<br \/>\nIndian: &#8220;We don&#8217;t. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them,melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.<\/p>\n<p>Jai Hind\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: &#8220;You Indians eat the whole bread?&#8221; Indian (coolly): &#8220;Of course.&#8221; American: (after blowing a huge bubble)&#8221;We don&#8217;t. In America, we only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}