{"id":864,"date":"2007-06-29T18:01:18","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T12:31:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/06\/29\/i-am-the-father-of-many\/"},"modified":"2007-06-29T18:01:18","modified_gmt":"2007-06-29T12:31:18","slug":"i-am-the-father-of-many","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/06\/29\/i-am-the-father-of-many\/","title":{"rendered":"I am the Father of many"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ack: &#8211; Vishal Jain<\/p>\n<p>A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.<\/p>\n<p>The man, who was a priest, said. &#8221; I am a Father.&#8221; The little boy replied. &#8220;My Daddy doesn&#8217;t wear his collar like that.&#8221; The priest looked up from his book and answered. &#8220;I am the Father of many.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The boy said. &#8220;My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn&#8217;t wear his collar that way!<br \/>\nThe priest, getting impatient, said. &#8220;I am the Father of hundreds&#8221; and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said.<\/p>\n<p><b>&#8220;Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar.&#8221;<\/b><b><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ack: &#8211; Vishal Jain A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said. &#8221; I am a Father.&#8221; The little boy replied. &#8220;My Daddy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}