{"id":865,"date":"2007-07-02T16:56:24","date_gmt":"2007-07-02T11:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/07\/02\/my-first-time-humor\/"},"modified":"2007-07-02T16:56:24","modified_gmt":"2007-07-02T11:26:24","slug":"my-first-time-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/07\/02\/my-first-time-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"My First Time &#8211; Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was my first time ever<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ll never forget<br \/>\nI&#8217;d do it again<br \/>\nWithout a single regret.<br \/>\nThe sky was dark<br \/>\nThe moon was high<br \/>\nWe were all alone<br \/>\nJust she and I.<br \/>\nHer hair was soft<br \/>\nHer eyes were blue<br \/>\nI knew just what<br \/>\nShe wanted to do.<br \/>\nHer skin so soft<br \/>\nHer legs so fine<br \/>\nI ran my fingers<br \/>\nDown her spine.<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t know how<br \/>\nBut I tried my best<br \/>\nI started by placing<br \/>\nMy hands on her breast.<br \/>\nI remember my fear<br \/>\nMy fast beating heart<br \/>\nBut slowly she spread<br \/>\nHer legs apart.<br \/>\nAnd when I did it<br \/>\nI felt no shame<br \/>\nAll at once<br \/>\nThe white stuff came.<br \/>\nAt last it&#8217;s finished<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all over now<br \/>\nMy first time ever<br \/>\nAt milking a cow&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was my first time ever And I&#8217;ll never forget I&#8217;d do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}