What is the difference between girls\/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?<\/p>\n
At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.<\/p>\n
At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.<\/p>\n
At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.<\/p>\n
At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed<\/p>\n
At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.<\/p>\n
At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.<\/p>\n
At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!<\/p>\n
At 78 — What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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