A chicken farmer went to a local bar. . . sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” <\/p>\n
“What a coincidence,” the farmer says, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.” <\/p>\n
“This is a special day for me too, I’m also celebrating!” says the woman.
\n“What a coincidence” says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating?” <\/p>\n
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I’m pregnant!” <\/p>\n
“What a coincidence,” says the man . . . “I’m a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.” <\/p>\n
“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?” . “I used a different cock,” he replied. <\/p>\n
The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence!” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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