Tom, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.<\/p>\n
The blonde looked at Tom and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?” <\/p>\n
Tom says, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.” <\/p>\n
The blond replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”<\/p>\n
Tom placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!” <\/p>\n
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blond was very upset and handed her $20 to Tom, saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.” <\/p>\n
Tom replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and so I knew he would jump.” <\/p>\n
The blond replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.” <\/p>\n
Tom took the money<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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