{"id":882,"date":"2007-08-02T18:45:12","date_gmt":"2007-08-02T13:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/08\/02\/newtons-law-on-romance\/"},"modified":"2007-08-02T18:45:12","modified_gmt":"2007-08-02T13:15:12","slug":"newtons-law-on-romance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/08\/02\/newtons-law-on-romance\/","title":{"rendered":"Newtons Law on Romance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Universal law:<br \/>\nLove can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. <\/p>\n<p>First law:<br \/>\nA boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. <\/p>\n<p>Second law:<br \/>\nThe rate of change of intensity of love of a boy towards a gal is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the gal and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. <\/p>\n<p>Third law:<br \/>\nThe force applied while proposing a gal by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Universal law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. First law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}