{"id":891,"date":"2007-08-13T16:26:39","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T10:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/08\/13\/the-clinton-tragedy\/"},"modified":"2007-08-13T16:26:39","modified_gmt":"2007-08-13T10:56:39","slug":"the-clinton-tragedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/08\/13\/the-clinton-tragedy\/","title":{"rendered":"The Clinton Tragedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a &#8220;tragedy.&#8221;<br \/>\nOne little boy stands up and offers, &#8220;If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No,&#8221; Clinton says, &#8220;That would be an ACCIDENT.&#8221;<br \/>\nA girl raises her hand. &#8220;If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved&#8230; that would be a tragedy.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m afraid not,&#8221; explains Clinton. &#8220;That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221; asks Clinton, &#8220;Isn&#8217;t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?&#8221;<br \/>\nFinally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: &#8220;If an airplane carrying Bill &#038; Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wonderful!&#8221; Clinton beams. &#8220;Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; says the boy, &#8220;because it wouldn&#8217;t be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a &#8220;tragedy.&#8221; One little boy stands up and offers, &#8220;If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}