{"id":892,"date":"2007-08-14T12:38:34","date_gmt":"2007-08-14T07:08:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/08\/14\/kuttappan-from-kerala\/"},"modified":"2007-08-14T12:38:34","modified_gmt":"2007-08-14T07:08:34","slug":"kuttappan-from-kerala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/08\/14\/kuttappan-from-kerala\/","title":{"rendered":"Kuttappan from Kerala"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day Kuttappan&#8217;s dad bought a robot. <\/p>\n<p>The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. <\/p>\n<p>Kuttappan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, &#8221; Son why are you late from school?&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Kuttappan answered, &#8220;Dad we had extra classes today&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Kuttappan on his face. <\/p>\n<p>His dad told him Mone (son) This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, &#8221; Why are you late?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dad I went for a movie&#8221;, &#8221; Which movie?&#8221; &#8220;The Ten Commandments&#8221;, Splatt Kuttappan got a tight slap on the face from the robot. <\/p>\n<p>&#8221; No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen.&#8221; Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot. <\/p>\n<p>Hearing all this, Kuttappans mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying, &#8220;Athu pinne enginnenaa, ningalude monealle?&#8221; (After all he is your son, he will be like you), to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Kuttappan\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mother\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s face. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day Kuttappan&#8217;s dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Kuttappan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, &#8221; Son why are you late from school?&#8221;. Kuttappan answered, &#8220;Dad we had extra classes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}