Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits
\non the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: “I’ve been
\npromoted as branch manager.”<\/p>\n
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
\nmouth…………….. Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner
\nshould be light”<\/p>\n
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know
\nWhy?
\nBecause he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…<\/p>\n
Sardar told his servant: Go and water th e plants. Servant: It’s already
\nraining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.<\/p>\n
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will
\ncome first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.<\/p>\n
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
\nmatch.All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO
\nMATCH!”<\/p>\n
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked:
\nHow’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR<\/p>\n
Sardar’s wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
\npeacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was driving..<\/p>\n
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just
\nsays “CHIN YU YAN” and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends
\nlast words. It is ‘U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!”<\/p>\n
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess
\nwhat…—To avoid side effect!!!<\/p>\n
Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part?
\nSardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab”.<\/p>\n
IN COURT du r! ing a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke
\n….. Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab
\nkehte ho gita pe haath rakho…..<\/p>\n
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don’t know how
\nshe got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please
\nrecharge your card”<\/p>\n
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs Sardar
\npainting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim
\njacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing
\nthem rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions
\non the tin, “For best results put on two coats”<\/p>\n
Q:) ! How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???<\/p>\n
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases
\nthe blackboard… BOLO tarara!!<\/p>\n
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to
\nmeasure how much he has slept……..<\/p>\n
Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his
\nown practice. He checked his first patient’s Eyes, then the Tongue, and
\nfinally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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