{"id":94,"date":"2005-12-25T14:42:37","date_gmt":"2005-12-25T09:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2005\/12\/25\/slip-of-tongue\/"},"modified":"2005-12-25T14:42:37","modified_gmt":"2005-12-25T09:12:37","slug":"slip-of-tongue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2005\/12\/25\/slip-of-tongue\/","title":{"rendered":"SLIP OF TONGUE"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ack :~ Kuldip Bhatt<\/em><\/p>\n

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
\nHUSBAND: “Definitely not!”<\/p>\n

WIFE: “Why not – don’t you like being married?”
\nHUSBAND: “Of course I do.”<\/p>\n

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
\nHUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”<\/p>\n

WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
\nHUSBAND: (makes audible groan).<\/p>\n

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
\nHUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”<\/p>\n

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
\nHUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”<\/p>\n

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
\nHUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”<\/p>\n

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
\nHUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”<\/p>\n

WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
\nHUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”<\/p>\n

WIFE: – – -silence – –
\nHUSBAND: “oh shit”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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