{"id":945,"date":"2007-10-09T13:47:11","date_gmt":"2007-10-09T08:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/10\/09\/girl-responses-to-guys-treatment\/"},"modified":"2007-10-09T13:47:11","modified_gmt":"2007-10-09T08:17:11","slug":"girl-responses-to-guys-treatment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/10\/09\/girl-responses-to-guys-treatment\/","title":{"rendered":"Girl Responses to Guys Treatment ..,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If v treat her nice she says &#8220;yaar mujhe line de raha hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf v dont she says &#8220;kitna akarta hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf v dress nicely she says &#8220;mujhe impress karna chahta hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf v dont she says &#8220;tasteless hai yaar&#8221;<br \/>\nIf v argue with her she says &#8220;ziddi hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf v sit quietly she says &#8220;dumb hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf v act smarter she&#8217;ll lose her brain as u r insulting her<br \/>\nIf she acts smarter she thinks its her right<br \/>\nIf v dont love her she says &#8220;is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf v love her she says &#8220;peechhe hi pad gayaa hai&#8221;<br \/>\nIf v dont tell her ur prob she says &#8221; u r not honest 2 me&#8221;<br \/>\nIf u do tell to her she says &#8220;u r a problem child&#8221;<br \/>\nIf v scold her she says &#8220;you act like a grandpa giving lecture&#8221;<br \/>\nIf she scolds us she says &#8220;Yaar, its becoz i care&#8221;<br \/>\nIf v break a promise she says &#8220;She does not trust u any more&#8221;<br \/>\nIf she breaks she says &#8220;jaan main majboor thi&#8230;.<br \/>\nladkiyan re ladkiya . .<br \/>\nbechare boys itna sab seh ke b chup chap rehte &#8230;.!!!!!!!!! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If v treat her nice she says &#8220;yaar mujhe line de raha hai&#8221; If v dont she says &#8220;kitna akarta hai&#8221; If v dress nicely she says &#8220;mujhe impress karna chahta hai&#8221; If v dont she says &#8220;tasteless hai yaar&#8221; If v argue with her she says &#8220;ziddi hai&#8221; If v sit quietly she says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[166,4],"class_list":["post-945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-forwards","tag-forwards","tag-fun","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}