{"id":950,"date":"2007-10-17T16:13:28","date_gmt":"2007-10-17T10:43:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/10\/17\/ant-grasshopper-old-v-new-version\/"},"modified":"2007-10-17T16:13:28","modified_gmt":"2007-10-17T10:43:28","slug":"ant-grasshopper-old-v-new-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/10\/17\/ant-grasshopper-old-v-new-version\/","title":{"rendered":"Ant &#038; Grasshopper &#8211; Old v New Version"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ant &#038; Grasshopper &#8211; the old story <\/p>\n<p>The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. <\/p>\n<p>The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs &#038; dances &#038; plays the summer away. <\/p>\n<p>Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. <\/p>\n<p>Modern Version <\/p>\n<p>The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. <\/p>\n<p>The Grasshopper thinks the Ant&#8217;s a fool and laughs &#038; dances &#038; plays the summer away. <\/p>\n<p>Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. <\/p>\n<p>NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. <\/p>\n<p>The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?<br \/>\nArundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant&#8217;s house. <\/p>\n<p>Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. <\/p>\n<p>Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper. <\/p>\n<p>The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support for the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .. <\/p>\n<p>Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for &#8220;Bharat Bandh&#8221; in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry. <\/p>\n<p>CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers. <\/p>\n<p>Lalu Prasad<br \/>\nallocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the &#8216;Grasshopper Rath&#8217;  <\/p>\n<p>Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the &#8216;Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act&#8217; [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter. <\/p>\n<p>Arjun Singh<br \/>\nmakes &#8216;Special Reservation &#8216; for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions &#038; in Government Services. <\/p>\n<p>The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it&#8217;s home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV. <\/p>\n<p>Arundhati Roy calls it &#8216;A Triumph of Justice&#8217;. <\/p>\n<p>Lalu calls it &#8216;Socialistic Justice &#8216;. <\/p>\n<p>CPM calls it the &#8216;Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden &#8216; <\/p>\n<p>Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly. <\/p>\n<p>Many years later&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley .. <\/p>\n<p>100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India &#8230;.. <\/p>\n<p>As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers, India is still a developing country!!! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ant &#038; Grasshopper &#8211; the old story The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs &#038; dances &#038; plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. 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