1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.<\/p>\n
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
\nBefore Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD,
\nAfter Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY <\/p>\n
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
\n1. Tele-Phone
\n2. Tele-Vision
\n3. Tell to Woman
\nNeed still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.<\/p>\n
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends. <\/p>\n
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
\nNext moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
\nMoral : BE SPECIFIC <\/p>\n
6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
\nIt is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.<\/p>\n
7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
\nThey see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
\nAnt 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
\nAnt 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.<\/p>\n
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
\nIf you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life. <\/p>\n
9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
\nAnswer : On their MARRIAGE.<\/p>\n
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
\nEven after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.<\/p>\n
11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
\nBecause per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake. <\/p>\n
12. “A Ship is always safe at the shore – but that is NOT what it is built for” – Albert Einstein<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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