{"id":981,"date":"2007-11-21T11:04:09","date_gmt":"2007-11-21T05:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/11\/21\/oracles-real-life-q-a\/"},"modified":"2007-11-21T11:04:09","modified_gmt":"2007-11-21T05:34:09","slug":"oracles-real-life-q-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/2007\/11\/21\/oracles-real-life-q-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Oracle&#8217;s Real-Life Q &#038; A"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?<br \/>\nA. &#8216;Parent keys not found!&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one?<br \/>\nA. &#8216;Duplicate value on index!&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>Q. What if the golf ball doesn&#8217;t get into the hole at all?<br \/>\nA. &#8216;Value larger than specified precision!&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else&#8217;s girlfriend and get kicked out?<br \/>\nA. &#8216;Insufficient privileges on the specified object!&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>Q. What if you don&#8217;t get any response from the girl next door?<br \/>\nA. &#8216;No data found!&#8217; or &#8216; Query caused no rows retrieved !&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too?<br \/>\nA. &#8216;SELECT INTO returns too many rows!&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>Q. What if you dial a wrong number?<br \/>\nA. &#8216;Invalid number&#8217; or &#8216; Object doesn&#8217;t exist!&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet?<br \/>\nA. &#8216;Object is found mutating!&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you?<br \/>\nA. &#8216;Discrete transaction failed!&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>Q. What if you see &#8216;theatre full&#8217; when you go to a movie?<br \/>\nA. &#8216;Maximum number of users exceeded!&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>Q. What if you don&#8217;t get table in the lunch room?<br \/>\nA. &#8216;System out of tablespace!&#8217; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? A. &#8216;Parent keys not found!&#8217; Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? A. &#8216;Duplicate value on index!&#8217; Q. What if the golf ball doesn&#8217;t get into the hole at all? A. &#8216;Value larger than specified precision!&#8217; Q. What if you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-oracle","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chiragmehta.info\/chirag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}