EACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?<\/p>\n
GOSS : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?<\/p>\n
FRANK : Because of the sign.<\/p>\n
TEACHER : What sign?<\/p>\n
FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”<\/p>\n
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\n TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?<\/p>\n
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!<\/p>\n
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”<\/p>\n
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”<\/p>\n
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong<\/p>\n
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?<\/p>\n
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!<\/p>\n
TEACHER : What are you talking about?<\/p>\n
DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.<\/p>\n
WINNIE : Me!
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\n TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.<\/p>\n
MARIA : Here it is!<\/p>\n
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?<\/p>\n
CLASS : Maria!
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\n TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”<\/p>\n
MILLIE : I is…<\/p>\n
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”<\/p>\n
MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”<\/p>\n
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\n TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?<\/p>\n
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”<\/p>\n
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?<\/p>\n
SIMON : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?<\/p>\n
CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!;
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?<\/p>\n
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