A new survey on splurging offers a contention that you will not find too difficult to buy: Indians are among the world’s most prolific shoppers.
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A new survey on splurging offers a contention that you will not find too difficult to buy: Indians are among the world’s most prolific shoppers.
Buy all means
* Automatically removes viruses, Trojan horses, and worms.
* Checks incoming and outgoing email attachments for viruses.
* Automatically scans incoming instant message attachments for threats.
* Checks compressed file archives for viruses.
* Keeps dangerous Internet worms out, blocking them before they infect your system.
* Automatically downloads updates to protect against new threats.
* Automatically scans for viruses upon downloading updates.
* Uses smart technology to detect emergent worms and other new threats without waiting for updates.
* Disinfects your system prior to installation, starting you off with a clean, virus-free computer.
NOTE:it’s not available to the public yet.
Leading car manufacturer Maruti Udyog Ltd has said it has bought Suzuki Motor Corporation’s 30 per cent stake in the joint venture Maruti Suzuki Automobile India Ltd (MSAIL) for Rs 12 crore, taking its total stake in MSAIL to 100 per cent.
MUL, which earlier held a 70 per cent stake in MSAIL, has acquired 12 lakh shares of Rs 100 each of the company from Japan’s Suzuki Motor, thereby making it a wholly owned subsidiary, it informed the National Stock Exchange.
The UTV-promoted Hungama TV claims that it has become the most viewed channel in 4-14 age group among socio-economic class ABC category in the Hindi-speaking markets.
The channel attributes this to the huge popularity of its programmes like Doraemon, Hero and Shaka Laka Boom Boom. According to Television Audience Measurement (TAM), a TV viewership analysis firm, its ratings for the week June 11, 2006 – June 17, 2006, show that the channel attracted the maximum eyeballs.
Hungama TV content head Zarina Mehta attributed the channel’s winning speck to localised programming, ideation, execution and aggressive on-ground marketing initiatives. In line with the ratings, the channel has recorded a 40% jump in revenues.
Innovative marketing initiatives, strong distribution network and aggressive sales targets have contributed towards creating hungama at Hungama TV. I think that it’s a spot-on achievement that the top three programmes on Kids Television in India now belong to us,� she said.
The channel attributes most of the credit for its success to John Abraham, whom it recently signed on as the brand ambassador.
Ack:- Sridhar Dontha
[1] CEO: Chief Embezzlement Officer.
[2] CFO: Corporate Fraud Officer.
[3] BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
[4] BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
[5] VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.
[6] P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
[7] BROKER — What my broker has made me.
[8] STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.
[9] STOCK ANALYST! — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
[10] STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
[11] MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks.
[12] CASH FLOW — The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
[13] INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.
[14] MOMENTUM INVESTING – The fine art of buying high and selling low.
[15] INVESTOR – Sucker
A German scientist has created the world’s smallest soccer pitch — so minute that 20,000 of them could fit onto the tip of a human hair.
The imitation playing field, created by using nanotechnology, measures 500 by 380 nanometres and can only be seen through a special microscope, said creator Stefan Trellenkamp, whose country is hosting the 2006 World Cup.
“I am really, really proud,” the nanotechnology researcher from the University of Kaiserslautern told Reuters by telephone.
The only problem is that I really don’t know what to do with it. I can’t put it on show as no one can see it,” he said.
“I guess it’ll just stay in my drawer for the time being”.
The Indian Space Research Organisation has completed preparations for the launch of the INSAT-4C by the indigenous Geosynchronous Satellite Launch Vehicle scheduled for next week from the Sriharikota spaceport, ISRO Chairman G Madhavan Nair
Equipped with 12 high-powered Ku band transponders, the 2,180 kg spacecraft is designed for a mission life of 10 years. It is expected to give a boost to direct-to-home television broadcast services. ISRO said the launch is slated between July 10 and 15.
Ack:- Gopi Parchuri
Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case…ok”
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is how business is done!!
Ack:- Maruti Borker
This was written by Mr.Srinivasan ..(Oneof the membes oF NAG) .
Here is the Post :-
Yesterday (23-04-2006)I attended a seminar by a so-called “Hacking Guru” Ankit Fadia, at DAVV, Indore (MP) auditorium. I just want to share my feelings with you. The Seminar was a complete failure, though it was attended by about well over 100 people, but was a complete disaster. The very first thing by which I was offended badly was using the sacred word “Hacking” to demonstrate something we, the hackers, call cracking.The seminar topic was “Ethical Hacking”, now I want to ask Mr Fadia, what is unethical about hacking ?
Hacking is very positive word and there in no need to put “Ethical” before it. By the way his seminar topic should be “Ethical Cracking”.If you really want to become a hacker, please read an article by a real hacker, Eric Steven Raymond (ESR). The man who changed the history by writing a paper “Cathedral and Bazaar”. please read the article here :http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html
The people who can not differentiate between hacking and cracking,should read an article by the GOD of hackers Richad M Stallman (RMS),the man who started GNU movement all by himself. The gcc (compiler), gdb (debugger), emacs (editor) are some of the most popular softwares in the world written by him. Please read the article here :http://www.outpost9.com/reference/jargon/jargon_69.html
The things Fadia demonstrated were ancient techniques used by crackers to break into some one’s machine. Now a days even 10 year olds can download these tools from Internet to control others’ machines. Can we call them hackers ?? If he calls it hacking, I doubt if he understands the term even “Cracking”, leave hacking altogether. This childish behavior is called script kiddie.
IP spoofing, SQL Injection, password cracking softwares, Trojan horse programs, these are the tools of cyber criminals. So I wonder what is the significance of the term “Ethical” here ??In the entire session I kept waiting for some program or utility,written by himself. But I don’t thing he had something like this to share with audience. The entire session was demonstration of third party utilities, and the saddest thing was no mention of the name of any author of any utility. He didn’t care to give some credits to the utility developers. What a shame !!!
Mr Fadia, I real hacker always respect the creativity of others, and before using their work proper credits are given, this is the hacker’s attitude. It’s not like that, you download something from Internet, use it and forget the person, who made it. That’s pretty mean.Second most annoying thing was that he calls himself a “hacker” and was using a Windows XP operating system ???? I have been in to computers for the past 10 years and I never come across any real hacker who uses Windows. I met Brian(Apache creator), Andy Cleen, Alon cox, Rusty (all networking gods), RMS (the GOD himself) but all of them were using some or other form of Unix or Linux.
Come on, MR Fadia, Windows is the worst OS in the world, full of security holes, so what is the point to break into a Windows machine ???? What do you want to prove ???? He only once mentioned Linux, just to tell how you can use it’s live CD to boot a Windows machine and cracke the password. Actually, before attending the seminar, I Googled a lot about Fadia and just want to share my findings with you.
Vulnerabilities patches by Fadia = 0 (He may know how to break in, but doesn’t know how to fix up)
Bugtraq id’s by Fadia = 0
Hacking / Security tool by fadia = 0 (He simply Goolge and download the tools from Internet, that’s not cracking. Actual cracker is the programmer, but Fadia never ever gives due credits. Now that’s not hacking, that’s stealing)
Any open source software by Fadia = 0 (He is afraid of suggesting Linux to people, ‘coz it’s secure)
Any Linux or Windows software security patch = 0
Any recommendation or recognition by Real Hacker Community = 0 (They laugh at him. He is just a kid)
Software / Cryptography patents by Fadia = 0
Algorithms by Fadia = 0
Any official citation by FBI/CIA/CBI for Fadia = 0 (They don’t even bother about any explanation)
Any confirmation of his self-claims = 0 (Nobody,expect him knows, if they are real)
Any confirmation of him decrypting Osama’s message = 0 (Hahahahahahahaha)
Any original technical tutorial or book by Fadia = 0 (He simply copy the things and never he never ever gives due credits to the original authors.)
Any originality in his tutes or books = 0 (Hahahahahahaha)
Skill level of Fadia = Only God knows !!!
Tried to read a few books by him, but to my wonder some part of his books are nothing but simple “copy and paste” material from well known sites for Windows registry editing. Please visit www.winguides.com and compare the material with his first book. Oh God ! this is the clear violation of intellectual property rights of the website. Please inform the webmaster. I have done it already. I was astonished by the course he came to promote here, “Ethical hacker certified by Ankit Fadia” ! He sill is child in hacking field, and he is giving the certificates for hacking ????? And worst thing, Reliance web world is promoting it. What a shame !!! Have all gone mad ? Can’t they see? Unfortunately, question and answer round was cut from the seminar, that’s also because of Fadia arrived there one hour late. Well, that’s India’s celebrity style statement. Otherwise, I would have asked all these questions to him there only.
Anyways, I went to him at the end of the seminar, and asked if Windows is so vulnerable, can he suggest audience to use Linux rather than Windows. And the reply came was straight “NO”. What a shame ??? I understood the reason, why he said no. The reason is same why Mic*ft does not patch up it’s OS. Plain economics. If you make system secure with Linux who is going to ask for people like Fadia, so called “security expert” ???
want to make an appeal to all of you, please make all of your friends aware of these facts. Let one should not get undeserved advantage. I also want to appeal news papers, please do not make a hero out of nothing. Stop polluting the honest media by prejudiced reports. And at the end I want to tell Mr Fadia, that I don’t have any personal problem with you or your achievements, but please behave properly in hacking community. We hackers are very positive people we never ever try to harm anybody, until he comes to our or our philosophy’s way. Please stop calling your self a hacker, if does not understand the hacker culture.And for god sake, stop behaving like a child, now you are in college, so GROW UP !!!
Ack:- Sridhar Dontha
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woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo…
Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
Ghar se jab tum nikle
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.
Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ek female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera isp connection
time out ho gaya..
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