Ack:~ Potnuru Archana A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: [...]
May, 2006 Archive
Marriage Query(SQL)
Ack :~ Chintan Vasani CREATE OR REPLACE PROCEDURE MyMarriage @BrideGroom CHAR(NotBad), @Bride CHAR(Good) IS SELECT Bride FROM *****Brides –this is ur guess reply with this WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND CarCount = 2 AND HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’ AND BrideEduStatus=’PGorAbove’ HavingBrothers=’NO’ AND HavingSisters =’No’ AND AllowRelocate =’YES’ ; SELECT gold, cash, car, bankbalance FROM fatherinlaw; UPDATE mybankaccout [...]
Skype Offers Free Calls to Regular Phones
Skype Stops Charging Users for Dialing Up People on Landline, Mobile Phones in U.S., Canada Skype, eBay Inc.’s Internet telephone subsidiary, has stopped charging users for dialing up people on traditional landline and mobile phones in the U.S. and Canada. The Internet telephone service, which has always offered free PC-to-PC calls around the world, said [...]
Goodbye Clutter, Hello Clever
Yahoo! simplifies its home page in a redesign that showcases an array of offerings and a more customized and intuitive approach Compared with Google’s (GOOG) sparse, minimalist look, Yahoo!’s (YHOO) style is more tchochkes and patterned wallpaper. So it’s hard not to view the redesign of Yahoo’s home page — a noticeably sleeker version unveiled [...]
Santa Singh and Banta Singh
Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said “My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610″ ————————————————————– Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College. Banta : Really, what is he studying, Santa : No he is not [...]
Funny Leave Letters………….
Ack:~ Sridhar V Dontha This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India. 1. A student’s leave letter: “As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend the class….” ——————————————— 2. A candidate’s application: “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist And [...]
Things you miss/wish in life
Ack:~ Shrutika Pramod Kokate 1. **5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, You wish there was ‘undo (ctrl + Z)’ in life !! 2. **You are already late, and your key is missing, [...]
True Facts realted to GUYS
Belive it or not……. 1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls. 2. Guys hate flirts. 3.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is. 4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they [...]
Newton ‘s laws of software. ..
Ack:~ Sachidanand Suresh Mall Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager. Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. [...]
Google Trends …Just Launched
With Google Trends, you can compare the world’s interest in your favorite topics. Enter up to five topics and see how often they’ve been searched for on Google over time. Google Trends also displays how frequently your topics have appeared in Google News stories, and which geographic regions have searched for them most often. Read [...]