Woh hamari se door ho kar bhi hamre pass hai
Woh Hamre nahi ho kar bhi hamare hai …..
Hum Majboor he unke liye , Kyukee Woh nahi he hamre liye —
Agar Woh hote hamre liye to Hum hote unke liye …..
Month: June 2006 (Page 3 of 5)
Tata Consultancy Services, the leading global IT services and consultancy organization, announced that it had signed an Memorandum of Understanding with the Maharashtra government to acquire 50 acres of land to develop a state-of-the-art development facility in Hinjewadi Phase III, which is part of an MIDC-promoted Special Economic Zone.
TCS will invest up to INR 500 crore in the facility to create a capacity of 5,000 seats. In the long-term, there are plans to ramp-up the centre’s capacity to 10,000 seats. In addition to a software development centre, the new Hinjewadi facility will also house professionals from TCS’s R&D and Engineering services’ groups.
According to the MoU signed by chief minister Vilasrao Deshmukh and S. Ramadorai, CEO and MD, TCS, the Maharashtra government will help facilitate acquisition suitable land at Hinjewadi, provide infrastructural support through Maharashtra Industrial Development Corporation (MIDC) and other related agencies as well as provide a Single Window Clearance support for quick, easy and efficient implementation of the project. The project will be part of an SEZ and be eligible for all requisite incentives as per the state’s policy.
Ack:- Potnuru Archana
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more
Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can’t communicate.
Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?
Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.
Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.
Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus dep ot.
Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast
Ack:- Gaurav Solanki
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gate’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive.
Britons of Indian origin have composed a lilting song in Hindi in support of David Beckham and the England football team — egging the players on to bring the World Cup home.
Radio presenter Sunny Kapoor hit upon the idea during his show on Kismat Radio, a popular radio station for South Asians here.
Khelo khelo josh me khelo,
Germany se World Cup lelo.
World Cup hamaraa hai,
Beckham ka sahara ha
Reports say that over 100 songs have been composed recently in support of the England team. This is the first song to be composed in Hindi or any Asian language, and is already a hit with listeners on Kismat Radio.
To listen click here (English)
To listen click here (Hindi)
Ack :- NRI FM
Ack:- Vijay Raut
A MANjoined a big Multi National Company as a trainee…..
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put down the phone…..
Ack:- Umang S Nahata
Arj Kiya Hai………
Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta ,
iska matlab ye nahi ki main pyar nahi karta ,
Chahta hu main Use aaj bhi per,
uski soch main waqt bekar nahi karta
Tamasha na ban jaye yeh mohabbat meri
isliye apne dard ka izhaar nahi karta ,
Jo kuch mila hai usi me kush hu main,
uske liye khuda se takrar nahi karta ,
par kuch to baat hai uski fitrat main aye zalim,
warna use chahne ki khata baar-baar nahi karta …………
The Google.com search engine has been blocked in most parts of China, as Beijing steps up its efforts to restrict the public’s access to information, a Paris-based media watchdog said. Internet users in many major Chinese cities have had difficulty connecting to the uncensored international version of Google for the past week, Reporters Without Borders said in a statement received on Wednesday.
Aside from the Google.com search engine, Reporters Without Borders said the blocking was being gradually extended to the Google News and Google Mail services. “Google has just definitively joined the club of western companies that comply with online censorship in China,� Reporters Without Borders said. “It is deplorable that Chinese Internet users are forced to wage a technological war against censorship in order to access banned content.� Random attempts to access Google.com in Beijing confirmed that the international version of the search engine was unavailable.
The San Francisco Chronicle and the San Jose Mercury News, on Monday, have independently listed six Indians among Silicon Valley’s 100 highest-paid executives.
Leading the group is Abhijit Talwalkar, President and CEO of LSI Logic, who earned a phenomenal $22.235 million in 2005.
Even at that compensation level, Talwalkar is only at No 10 on the list, which is led by Yahoo’s CEO Terry Semel, who earned $56 million in salary, bonuses and stock options. Following Talwalkar in the Desi list is Shantanu Narayen, president and COO of Adobe Systems, maker of the popular Photoshop and Acrobat Reader software. His earnings were $11 million for the financial year 2005. He comes in at No 33.
Close on his heels at No 35 is HP’s quiet achiever Vyomesh Joshi, who was once tipped to replace Carly Fiorina as the tech giant’s CEO after she was unceremoniously sacked by the Board. His earnings for the year were $10.8 million. Joshi is Executive Vice-President of the most profitable division at HP — the Imaging and Printing Group.
Rajiv Dutta, who is Internet auctioneer eBay’s executive vice-president and chief financial officer is ranked at No 38, with total earnings of $10.6 million. A distant No 84 is Sanjay Mehrotra, who pocketed a cool $7 million. Mehrotra, who is currently executive vice-president and chief operating officer of Sandisk, actually had a 36 per cent drop over his last year’s earnings, the report said.
Google tests Web-based spreadsheet
Google Inc. is going back to the future by reinventing the spreadsheet as a Web-based application, seeking a simpler on-ramp for consumers to input data into databases, the company said on Monday.
The Web search leader started a limited trial on Tuesday of the classic software application defined by its grid of rows and columns and simple calculating capabilities that allow users to enter and organise information in structured form.
Features
Create basic spreadsheets from scratch.
Upload your spreadsheet files.
Familiar desktop feel makes editing a breeze.
Choose who can access your spreadsheets.
Share documents instantly.
Edit with others in real time.
Edit from anywhere.
Never lose your work.
Easily save and export copies.
Ack :- DNA Evolutions
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