Year: 2006 (Page 35 of 41)

Ack : ~ Raaghu

class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};

class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};

class Female_Engaged_software_professional {
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};

class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional {
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};

class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};

Class Guy_who_wrote_this{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();

}

U can study and get any certificates.. but u cannot get ur death certificate

U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH

U can bcom an engineer if u study in Engineering college .. u cannot bcom a president if u study in Presidency College

U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software

U can find tea in tea cup.. but cannot find world in world cup

U can find keys in Key board but u cannot find mother in mother board.