Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta

Be Good & Do Good!

Month: March 2007 (page 2 of 6)

TATA Family Tree

From the morning i was in search of entire family tree of TATA’s

Tried searching the same on various TATA’s site but couldnt get to root.
Finally tried founding it on wikiepdia and after a visit to set of links in wikipedia got to the root viz. Family Tree of TATA’s

Tata family tree @ Tata Central Archives

Gandhi’s 3 Monkey’s

Its New Version of Gandhi’s Bandar

What is it signifying??
Can not see India losing.
Can not hear the audience outburst against the team
Can not speak in front of media about the causes of defeat.

Spare some thoughts for the men

Thought 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?


Thought 2

The average man’s life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;and at the end, the mourners wondering too.


Thought 3

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, “If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.” The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. “Who are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh, yeah?” the man asked “And where the hell were you when I got married?

Thought 4
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.So he announced “Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life.” Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, “My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me.”
The whole audience including priest started laughing………. but not the poor groom!

ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.

From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: “Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease”?
To this Arthur Ashe replied:
The world over —
5 crore children start playing tennis,
50 lakh learn to play tennis,
5 lakh learn professional tennis,
50,000 come to the circuit,
5000 reach the grand slam,
50 reach Wimbledon,
4 to semi final,
2 to the finals,

When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD “Why me?”.
And today in pain I should not be asking GOD “Why me?”
Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong,
Sorrow keeps u Human, Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success keeps u glowing,
But only God Keeps u Going…..
Keep Going…..

A Nostalgic note on Ahmedabad

Woh suvidha ki pani puri, woh pachvati ki chaat,
Woh CTF ka ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat.

Woh Ras ranjan ki mithai, woh Swagath ka dosa,
Woh Honest ki pav bhaji aur Manek chowk ka samosa.

Woh rikshaw ka ‘suffer’, woh Kankaria ki hawa,
Woh Law garden ke kante aur Market ka sama.

Woh december ki zara si sardi, woh baarishon ke mahiney,
Woh garmi ki chuttiyan, jab chute te they paseeney.

Woh holi ki masti, woh navratri ka garba,
Woh diwali ke patakhe aur ganpati ka shor sharaba.

Woh C.G.road ka mahol, woh Vijay ki leheren,
Woh doobte suraj ka nazara, Wah uske kya kehene.

Woh Bakers ke puff, woh Mehta ki chai,
Woh Oswal ke Jalebi, woh Raipur ka “Undhayu”.

Woh bachpan ki yaaden, woh gotion kaa khel,
Woh ATIRA ke jhaadiyan, jahaa hothey they mel.

Woh Rajashree ke Movies aur Drive-in mein Weekend,
Woh CEPT ka nazara aur SAKAR buildings.

Woh City Pulse cinema ke queue, woh black ki pink ticket,
Woh Karnavati club ka maidan, jahan bachche practice karte hain cricket.

Itni cheezen kehene ke baad,
aur kitni karoon mein baat,

Yeh shehar hain mera apna,
jiska naam hai A H M E D A B A D!!!!

BadhaJ Padjo Magar Prem Ma Padjo Nahi

બધે જ પડજો પણ પ્રેમ મા પડશો નહી,
ને જો પડો તો પછી રોડણાં રડશો નહી.

પ્રેમ જેવુ કઈ નથી, છે આ બધા લાગણીવેડા,
ઇશ્કની ગજ્ઞલનાં રવાડે ચડશો નહી.
પ્રેમિકા સુખેથી ખાતી હશે ગાજર નો હલ્વો,
ને તમે વીરહ્મા ભુખે મરતા હશો.

કામ કઢાવવાના નુશ્ખાં ગણા હોય છે,
દરેક મિઠા સ્મિત ને પ્રેમ ગણશો નહી,
ભણશો ને ગણશો તો જ શુખ પામશો,
નહિ તર પછી મફત મા પણ ખપશો નહી….

India – Pak Unity (In Relation to Pak Exit from WC 2007)

Hey frnds its just for FUN

Hindi Songs Online Search Engine

I find it a nuisance to have to go to Raaga, search for a song, not find it, then go to MusicIndiaOnline, not find it, then go to Musicplug.in, and so on until Google.

So I got the list of songs from some of these sites, put it together in one place, and implemented a find-as-you-type.

Above are lines of Anand and these lines resulted into a classy site for searching hindi songs.

I was too annoyed with the same and when i was with an idea of doing the same , I searched first that already if something is in place (As said by Ankit Jain)

Finally it resulted in Anand’s beautiful creation.
Thanx Anand for the same

Just go to s-anand.net/hindi and type a song or movie name.

Facts About Men & Women

Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, again they NEVER have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

what is possible with just 256 bytes?

Ack:- Ankit Jain

Check the Following HTML page

http://www.p01.org/releases/Demoscene/files/starfield_256b_javascript.htm

Now view source of that page , u would found that its just few lines of code and a wonderful page as a result of it.

Thats called Creativity @ its best

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