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Narayana Murthy’s son, presently on an internship at Microsoft, does not want to step into his father’s shoes. He hinted he may have a venture of his own.
Reason: “I think he (Rohan ) is much smarter than I am. So, he probably will have some good ideas on what he wants to do,� said, Murthy. Father Murthy is not disappointed. “Whatever he wants to do, our (his and his wife Sudha’s ) encouragement will always be there. And, we will be happy to support him,� he added.
About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me–> “Just stop laughing!!”)
Relationship status: what?
Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me
Age: 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours
Children: can’t be (hey, don’t get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity: Programmer
Languages I speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view: the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor: weekly
Sexual orientation: When will I have sex?
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com
Passions: cursing my company, looking for another company, remembering my good old college days,worrying about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, “How to live a happy life?”, “101 ways to attract a girl”, “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows: can’t afford one
Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 metres of home.
College students, and all citizens of Mumbai!
Wear white on July 26th. If you wear uniform, or you don’t own anything white wear a white band ! White for peace and a memorial to the dead.
Colleges and citizens organisations of all hues and sectors have united to urge that we observe July 26, the first anniversary of the floods in which 447 Mumbaikars lost their lives, as a day on which to say” Salaam Mumbai“. We want every citizen to WEAR WHITE on July 26, to work, to go anywhere, in memory of those who lost heir lives in the blasts as well and to express……….
All income earners, including the salaried and the self-employed, will soon have to fork out more tax. The Centre has finally relented on the long-standing demand from states to enhance the ceiling for tax on professions from the current level of Rs 2,500 to Rs 7,500 per year.
The tax on professions, trades, callings and employments, is a tax that the Constitution assigns to state governments/local bodies. Article 276 puts the ceiling on the tax at Rs 2,500.
The Constitution has been amended in the past to raise the tax level to bring it to the present level. Many states have been demanding that the Article should be amended again to hike the tax level to Rs 7,500 a year.
These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake…
MONDAY: For sale – Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth’s ad yesterday. It should have read, “One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407 16581 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.”
WEDNESDAY: Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: “For sale – Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.
THURSDAY: Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don’t call 98407 16581 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit!
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad),
@Bride Char(Good)
AS
SELECT Bride FROM
Delhi Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’ AND
BrideEduStatus=’PGorAbove’
HavingBrothers=’NO’ AND
HavingSisters =’No’ AND
AllowRelocate =’YES’ AND
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (‘Ford’)
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China’s online transactions are expected to be worth $125 billion this year, a sharp rise from last year’s $87.5 billion, a report said on Tuesday.
China’s online transactions are expected to be worth one trillion yuan ($125 billion) this year, up from last year’s 700 billion yuan ($87.5 billion), a China Centre for Information Industry Development Consulting report said.
China’s e-commerce transaction volume has grown by 50-60 per cent over the past couple of years and is expected to maintain fast growth for several years to come, it said.
The number of Chinese netizens has surpassed 110 million and more than 40 million personal computers have access to broadband.
“It means China’s infrastructure is ready for a boom in e-commerce,” an analyst with CCID Consulting, Chi Congbing said.
Tata Consultancy Services reported its consolidated financial results according to Indian GAAP for the quarter ended June 30, 2006.
Highlights for Quarter Ended June 30, 2006
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