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Ankit Fadia – Who??

Ack:- Maruti Borker

This was written by Mr.Srinivasan ..(Oneof the membes oF NAG) .

Here is the Post :-
Yesterday (23-04-2006)I attended a seminar by a so-called “Hacking Guru” Ankit Fadia, at DAVV, Indore (MP) auditorium. I just want to share my feelings with you. The Seminar was a complete failure, though it was attended by about well over 100 people, but was a complete disaster. The very first thing by which I was offended badly was using the sacred word “Hacking” to demonstrate something we, the hackers, call cracking.The seminar topic was “Ethical Hacking”, now I want to ask Mr Fadia, what is unethical about hacking ?

Hacking is very positive word and there in no need to put “Ethical” before it. By the way his seminar topic should be “Ethical Cracking”.If you really want to become a hacker, please read an article by a real hacker, Eric Steven Raymond (ESR). The man who changed the history by writing a paper “Cathedral and Bazaar”. please read the article here :http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html

The people who can not differentiate between hacking and cracking,should read an article by the GOD of hackers Richad M Stallman (RMS),the man who started GNU movement all by himself. The gcc (compiler), gdb (debugger), emacs (editor) are some of the most popular softwares in the world written by him. Please read the article here :http://www.outpost9.com/reference/jargon/jargon_69.html

The things Fadia demonstrated were ancient techniques used by crackers to break into some one’s machine. Now a days even 10 year olds can download these tools from Internet to control others’ machines. Can we call them hackers ?? If he calls it hacking, I doubt if he understands the term even “Cracking”, leave hacking altogether. This childish behavior is called script kiddie.

IP spoofing, SQL Injection, password cracking softwares, Trojan horse programs, these are the tools of cyber criminals. So I wonder what is the significance of the term “Ethical” here ??In the entire session I kept waiting for some program or utility,written by himself. But I don’t thing he had something like this to share with audience. The entire session was demonstration of third party utilities, and the saddest thing was no mention of the name of any author of any utility. He didn’t care to give some credits to the utility developers. What a shame !!!

Mr Fadia, I real hacker always respect the creativity of others, and before using their work proper credits are given, this is the hacker’s attitude. It’s not like that, you download something from Internet, use it and forget the person, who made it. That’s pretty mean.Second most annoying thing was that he calls himself a “hacker” and was using a Windows XP operating system ???? I have been in to computers for the past 10 years and I never come across any real hacker who uses Windows. I met Brian(Apache creator), Andy Cleen, Alon cox, Rusty (all networking gods), RMS (the GOD himself) but all of them were using some or other form of Unix or Linux.

Come on, MR Fadia, Windows is the worst OS in the world, full of security holes, so what is the point to break into a Windows machine ???? What do you want to prove ???? He only once mentioned Linux, just to tell how you can use it’s live CD to boot a Windows machine and cracke the password. Actually, before attending the seminar, I Googled a lot about Fadia and just want to share my findings with you.

Vulnerabilities patches by Fadia = 0 (He may know how to break in, but doesn’t know how to fix up)
Bugtraq id’s by Fadia = 0
Hacking / Security tool by fadia = 0 (He simply Goolge and download the tools from Internet, that’s not cracking. Actual cracker is the programmer, but Fadia never ever gives due credits. Now that’s not hacking, that’s stealing)
Any open source software by Fadia = 0 (He is afraid of suggesting Linux to people, ‘coz it’s secure)
Any Linux or Windows software security patch = 0
Any recommendation or recognition by Real Hacker Community = 0 (They laugh at him. He is just a kid)
Software / Cryptography patents by Fadia = 0
Algorithms by Fadia = 0
Any official citation by FBI/CIA/CBI for Fadia = 0 (They don’t even bother about any explanation)
Any confirmation of his self-claims = 0 (Nobody,expect him knows, if they are real)
Any confirmation of him decrypting Osama’s message = 0 (Hahahahahahahaha)
Any original technical tutorial or book by Fadia = 0 (He simply copy the things and never he never ever gives due credits to the original authors.)
Any originality in his tutes or books = 0 (Hahahahahahaha)
Skill level of Fadia = Only God knows !!!

Tried to read a few books by him, but to my wonder some part of his books are nothing but simple “copy and paste” material from well known sites for Windows registry editing. Please visit www.winguides.com and compare the material with his first book. Oh God ! this is the clear violation of intellectual property rights of the website. Please inform the webmaster. I have done it already. I was astonished by the course he came to promote here, “Ethical hacker certified by Ankit Fadia” ! He sill is child in hacking field, and he is giving the certificates for hacking ????? And worst thing, Reliance web world is promoting it. What a shame !!! Have all gone mad ? Can’t they see? Unfortunately, question and answer round was cut from the seminar, that’s also because of Fadia arrived there one hour late. Well, that’s India’s celebrity style statement. Otherwise, I would have asked all these questions to him there only.

Anyways, I went to him at the end of the seminar, and asked if Windows is so vulnerable, can he suggest audience to use Linux rather than Windows. And the reply came was straight “NO”. What a shame ??? I understood the reason, why he said no. The reason is same why Mic*ft does not patch up it’s OS. Plain economics. If you make system secure with Linux who is going to ask for people like Fadia, so called “security expert” ???

want to make an appeal to all of you, please make all of your friends aware of these facts. Let one should not get undeserved advantage. I also want to appeal news papers, please do not make a hero out of nothing. Stop polluting the honest media by prejudiced reports. And at the end I want to tell Mr Fadia, that I don’t have any personal problem with you or your achievements, but please behave properly in hacking community. We hackers are very positive people we never ever try to harm anybody, until he comes to our or our philosophy’s way. Please stop calling your self a hacker, if does not understand the hacker culture.And for god sake, stop behaving like a child, now you are in college, so GROW UP !!!

SHER & SHAIRI WITH COMPUTER LINGO

Ack:- Sridhar Dontha

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo…

Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikle
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.

Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ek female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.

Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.

Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera isp connection
time out ho gaya..

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Hutch Essar buys out Hindujas

Ending months of speculation, the Hinduja group on Friday said it has sold its entire 5.11% stake in cellular service provider Hutchison Essar (HEL) to Hutchison Telecommunications India (HT India) for $450 million. The HEL stake was held by the group’s listed media and business process outsourcing arm Hinduja TMT (4.68%) and unlisted overseas firm Kumbat.

Microsoft pushes back Office 2007 release

Microsoft Corp. said on Thursday it will delay the release of its Office 2007 business productivity software, citing a desire to implement improvements from customer feedback received during testing.

The world’s biggest software maker said it will now aim for a launch of Office 2007 to business customers by the end of 2006 rather than an earlier target of October.

Microsoft also said it would delay the general availability of the Office upgrade to early 2007 from its previous January target.

In March, the company pushed back the consumer launch of the 2007 Microsoft Office package, which includes the Word processor, Excel spreadsheet and PowerPoint presentation software to January to coincide with the debut of its Windows Vista operating system.

Gujarati Kavita

Ack:- Jay Purohit

Dress-maa tame sara lago chho,
Punjabi maa tame pyara lago chho;
Sari-ma koi-di tamne joya nathi,
Maate tame Kunwara lago chho.

Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi

Dil naa dardo ne pinaro shu jane,
prem naa rivajo ne jamano shu jane;
Chhe ketli taklif kabar maa,
Te uparthi phool muknaro shu jane!

Zindagi ne jiv-vani Filsufi samji lidhi,
Je khushi aavi jivan ma,
aakhri samji lidhi!

Shu karu fariyaad tari,
Fariyaad ma yaad chhe Fari fari ne yaad tari,
Ej mari fariyaad chhe!

Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade chhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho,
ke mara sivay aa khada-ma ketla pade chhe!

Doobta jeevan na tame swaas chho,
kahu kem ke tame kaik ‘khaas’ chho.

Tame phool nahi pan jamin par ugta ghaas chho,
sachu kahu, tame ek moto Traas chho.

Loko kahe-chhe ke – Hasya tena ghar vasya!
Parantu e kon jane chhe ke –
Ghar vasya pachhi ketla hasya.?

Taxi No.9211 (ServerDown)

Ack:- Sachidanand Mall

kisi ka error, kisi ki exception,
kisi ka bug, kisi ki tension,
yahaan pe programmer ki har khushi,
rupaiya hai ya dollar hai ya pound,
hey server down, down……
hey server down, down……

hmmm kitna kitna, kitna kaafi hai kisko bolo
uske jitna, apni salary ko aise tolo
sabka dharam, ki kam na ho rakam,
saare sapnon mein sikko ka sound,
hey server down, down….
hey server down, down….

(la la la la….)oh yeah

chikni, chikni, meri noto ki chamdi chikni
tikni, tikni project hai inke dum pe bikni
skill hai naram, to khayega zakham,
tera bug tester ka found,
hey server down, down….
hey server down, down….

kisi ka error, kisi ki exception,
kisi ka bug, kisi ki tension,
yahaan pe programmer ki har khushi,
rupaiya hai ya dollar hai ya pound,
hey server down, down……
hey server down, down……

GBuy – Google online pay service to test this week

Internet search engine Google Inc. is set to introduce a test version of its online-payment service as early as this week.

To attract customers, Google plans to offer an unspecified rebate to people who make online purchases using the service, known as Gbuy, the Journal said.

The service, which would challenge payment options by Ebay Inc.’s PayPal and others, has been expected for several months.

Google Sets Their Sites Towards PayPal
Google was not immediately available for comment.

Tata Consultancy top Indian software exporter again

Tata Consultancy Services Ltd. retained its position as India’s leading exporter of software and related services in rankings announced by the main industry association.

The country’s software and services exports, excluding back-office outsourcing revenue, rose to $17.3 billion in 2005/06 from $13.1 billion in the previous year.

Following are the rankings of the top 20 software exporters in the year to March 2006, compiled by the National Association of Software and Service Companies (NASSCOM).

1. Tata Consultancy Services Ltd.

2. Infosys Technologies Ltd.
3. Wipro Technologies Ltd.
4. Satyam Computer Services Ltd.
5. HCL Technologies Ltd.
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Horror of Appraisal Letter

Ack:- Vaishali Ghogane

There was a contest in a company to write a fictional story for 500 words max which would start with the line “On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Bangalore station ”

This is what one professional wrote for the contest……. surprisingly, it was adjudged the best short story ;;))

On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Bangalore station. At once I was held back to see someone in that position during midnight with no one around. With curiosity taking the front seat, I went near the body and tried to investigate it. There was blood all over the body which was lying face down. It seemed that a ruthless blow by the last train could have caused the end of this body which seemed to be that of a guy of around my age. Amidst the gory blood flow, I could see a folded white envelope which was fluttering in the midnight wind. Carefully I took the blood stained envelope and was surprised to see the phrase “appraisal letter” on it. With curiosity rising every moment, I wasted no time in opening the envelope to see if I can find some details about the dead guy. The tag around the body’s neck and the jazzy appraisal cover gave me the hint that he might be a software engineer. I opened the envelope to find a shining paper on which the appraisal details where typed in flying colors. Thunders broke into my ears and lightening struck my heart when I saw the appraisal amount of the dead guy!!!!! My God, it was not even, as much as the cost of the letter on which the appraisal details were printed…. My heart poured out for the guy and huge calls were heard inside my mind saying “no wonder, this guy died such a miserable death”… As a fellow worker in the same industry, I thought I should mourn for him for the sake of respect and stood there with a heavy heart thinking of the shock that he would have experienced when his manager had placed the appraisal letter in his hand. I am sure his heart would have stopped and eyes would have gone blank for few seconds looking at the near to nothing increment in his salary.

While I mourned for him, for a second my hands froze to see the employee’s name in the appraisal letter… hey, what a strange co-incidence, this guy’s name is same as mine, including the initials. This was interesting. With some mental strength, I turned the body upside down and found myself fainted for a second. The guy not only had my name, but also looked exactly like me. Same looks, same built, same name…. it was me who was dead there!!!!!!!! While I was lost in that shock, I felt someone patting on my shoulders. My heart stopped completely, I could not breathe and sprung in fear to see who was behind……… splash!!! Went the glass of water on my laptop screen as I came out of my wild dream to see my manager standing behind my chair patting on my shoulder saying, “wake up man? Come to meeting room number two. I have your appraisal letter ready

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