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Know Something interesting about FIFA world cup

Brazil won the world cup in 1994. Before that, he had won this title for the last time in 1970.
If you add up: 1970 + 1994 = 3964

Argentina won the world cup for the last time in 1986. Before that only in 1978.
And 1978 + 1986 = 3964

Germany, though, won the world cup in 1990. Before that, Germany won in 1974.
Look: 1990 + 1974 = 3964

This could lead us to guess the winner of the World Cup in 2002, since it should be the winner of the 1962 World Cup (In fact 3964 – 2002 = 1962). And Brazil won the world cup in 1962! (And, in fact, Brazil won the 2002 WC)

This numerology seems to work…
And now, who would be the winner of the 2006 world cup?
Let’s see, 3964 – 2006 = 1958 And who won in 1958?….

Oh, Brazil did!!!

Indian programmer blamed for measles outbreak in Boston

June 13, 2006 / Chirag Mehta / 0 Comments

An Indian software programmer is at the centre of a Robin Cook novel-like scenario in Boston, where a measles outbreak has led to authorities distributing 23,000 doses of vaccine costing $400,000 (Rs1.8 crore) across the city.

They have also ordered hundreds of people working in three buildings, including the cityâ€™s tallest skyscraper where the programmer went to work, to stay home until they can prove they are not susceptible to the disease.

The programmer, whose name has not been made public, flew in from India on April 26, and began showing symptoms of measles â€”cough, fever and rash â€” on May 5. The disease soon spread to six more persons in the same building.

Yahoo e-mail hit by worm

June 13, 2006 / Chirag Mehta / 0 Comments

Yahoo Inc., the world’s largest provider of e-mail services, said on Monday that a software virus aimed at Yahoo Mail users had infected “a very small fraction” of its base of more than 200 million accounts.

The e-mail virus, or worm, has been dubbed Yamanner and landed in Yahoo mailboxes bearing the headline `New Graphic Site’. Once opened, the message infects the computer and spreads to other users listed in address books, security experts said.

The e-mail containing the virus need only be opened — in contrast to most worms that are hidden in attachments and require users to take an additional step — to release the virus, according to computer security site Symantec Corp. The Sunnyvale, California-based company advised users to update virus and firewall software on their computers and to block any e-mail sent from the address av3@yahoo.com.

“We have taken steps to resolve the issue and protect our users from further attacks of this worm,” Yahoo spokeswoman Kelley Podboy said in a statement. The worm cannot run on the newest version of Yahoo Mail Beta,” Symantec”s site said.

The worm exploits a vulnerability in Javascript technology used to make the mail program easier to use by triggering embedded HTML scripts to run in the computer user’s browser. The e-mail addresses are also sent to a remote online computer server, which may be used to run spam campaigns, experts said. The technical name of the worm goes by variants of Yamanner.

Shayari composed by me

June 13, 2006 / Chirag Mehta / 1 Comment

Woh hamari se door ho kar bhi hamre pass hai
Woh Hamre nahi ho kar bhi hamare hai …..

Hum Majboor he unke liye , Kyukee Woh nahi he hamre liye —
Agar Woh hote hamre liye to Hum hote unke liye …..

TCS to set up 50 acre campus in Pune

June 13, 2006 / Chirag Mehta / 0 Comments

Tata Consultancy Services, the leading global IT services and consultancy organization, announced that it had signed an Memorandum of Understanding with the Maharashtra government to acquire 50 acres of land to develop a state-of-the-art development facility in Hinjewadi Phase III, which is part of an MIDC-promoted Special Economic Zone.

TCS will invest up to INR 500 crore in the facility to create a capacity of 5,000 seats. In the long-term, there are plans to ramp-up the centre’s capacity to 10,000 seats. In addition to a software development centre, the new Hinjewadi facility will also house professionals from TCS’s R&D and Engineering services’ groups.

According to the MoU signed by chief minister Vilasrao Deshmukh and S. Ramadorai, CEO and MD, TCS, the Maharashtra government will help facilitate acquisition suitable land at Hinjewadi, provide infrastructural support through Maharashtra Industrial Development Corporation (MIDC) and other related agencies as well as provide a Single Window Clearance support for quick, easy and efficient implementation of the project. The project will be part of an SEZ and be eligible for all requisite incentives as per the state’s policy.

Java Interview attended by our Banta Singh

June 12, 2006 / Chirag Mehta / 0 Comments

Ack:- Potnuru Archana

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can’t communicate.

Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus dep ot.

Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.

Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast

Even If you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive.

June 12, 2006 / Chirag Mehta / 1 Comment

Ack:- Gaurav Solanki

Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Finally father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gate’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive.

Finally a Football World Cup song in Hindi by UK NRIs

June 9, 2006 / Chirag Mehta / 0 Comments

Britons of Indian origin have composed a lilting song in Hindi in support of David Beckham and the England football team â€” egging the players on to bring the World Cup home.

Radio presenter Sunny Kapoor hit upon the idea during his show on Kismat Radio, a popular radio station for South Asians here.

Khelo khelo josh me khelo,
Germany se World Cup lelo.
World Cup hamaraa hai,
Beckham ka sahara ha

Reports say that over 100 songs have been composed recently in support of the England team. This is the first song to be composed in Hindi or any Asian language, and is already a hit with listeners on Kismat Radio.

To listen click here (English)
To listen click here (Hindi)

Ack :- NRI FM

Trainee & MD…..

June 9, 2006 / Chirag Mehta / 0 Comments

Ack:- Vijay Raut

A MANjoined a big Multi National Company as a trainee…..

On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No” replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.

“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put down the phone…..

SHER — Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta..

June 9, 2006 / Chirag Mehta / 3 Comments

Ack:- Umang S Nahata

Arj Kiya Hai………

Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta ,
iska matlab ye nahi ki main pyar nahi karta ,

Chahta hu main Use aaj bhi per,
uski soch main waqt bekar nahi karta

Tamasha na ban jaye yeh mohabbat meri
isliye apne dard ka izhaar nahi karta ,

Jo kuch mila hai usi me kush hu main,
uske liye khuda se takrar nahi karta ,

par kuch to baat hai uski fitrat main aye zalim,
warna use chahne ki khata baar-baar nahi karta …………