A little boy wanted Rs.500 very badly and prayed for weeks, But nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write a letter to GOD requesting the Rs.500 .
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to ” God , India”,they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a JOKE.
The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.200.

The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.The little boy was delighted with Rs.200, and decided to write a thanking reply note to God, which reads:

“Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.300 as taxes!”

The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a seriesof jokes he’d heard recently.

Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, thatis except Mike.

When he noticed that he was getting no reaction from Mike, the boss said,

“What’s the matter, Mike? No sense of humor?”

“My sense of humor is fine,” he said. “But I don’t have to laugh. I’m quitting tomorrow.”

Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk

with the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask

him. One boy raised his hand and stood up.

Bush: what’s your name

John: john

Bush: what’s your question

John: sir I have three questions

1) why did Americaattack Iraqwithout the approval of UNO

2) where is Osama

3) why do Americasupport Pakistanso much

Bush: you are an intelligent student john. ( just then the bell for
recess rang).

oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any
question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush :What’s your name?

Peter : sir I have 5 questions.

1) why did Americaattack Iraqwithout the approval of UNO

2) where is Osama

3) why do Americasupport Pakistanso much

4) why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the scheduled time

5) where is JOHN?

( just then the bell for recess rang again ….).

After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any
question?

Then, no one raised their hand….

1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

3. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

6. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why.

7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2″ by 3-1/2″.

8. During the chariot scene in “Ben Hur,” a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston’s wearing a watch).

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (That explains a few mysteries… .)

10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.

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Twenty20, as the name suggest is a single innings 20 overs type of cricket. Introduced in England originally played between county teams. It then gradually spread at the international level. It is the shortest form of cricket completed in about 3 hours, after 5 day test matches and limited 50 overs one day cricket. This is the first time ICC has organized Twenty20 World Championship tournament to be played in South Africa. This Twenty20 World Cup championship will be played between all the test playing nations and other qualifiers and it will contested among total 12 teams.

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મને ન પૂછ કે તારા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?
ન પૂછ વાયુને, વાયા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

નસીબમાં નહીં, મહેનતમાં ફક્ત માને છે,
એ હાથને ય જો… રેખા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

વસંત જેવી તું આવીને વળગી બેસે તો,
આ કાષ્ઠને ય મહોર્યા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

ન હોય કોઈ જ્યાં બંધન ત્યાં કેવી આઝાદી ?
જો વહેવું હોય તો કાંઠા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

જીવન-મરણની તમે વાત લઈને બેઠા છો…
અને જીવો-મરો સ્વેચ્છા વગર, શું છૂટકો છે ?

ભલે ને તું નહીં દેખાતો હોય ક્યાંય છતાં,
તું છે એ વાતને માન્યા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

ભલે ને સોમી ગઝલ લખતો હોઉં હું તો પણ
વીતેલી પળ ફરી જીવ્યા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

હું કશું પણ કહું તો એ કહેશે કે, ‘હા’,
આવા સગપણને હવે ક્યાં રાખવા ?

સિક્કા ખિસ્સામાં છે તારી યાદના,
રોજ થોડા-થોડા લઉં છું કામમાં.

બંધ કરતામાં થશે ભેળાં છતાં,
તું તિરાડ જ જો, હું જોઉં બારણાં.

આયના, તડકો – ઉભયના ભાસમાં
હું મને શોધી શક્યો ન જાતમાં.

ચિત્ત, આંખો, દિલ- બધું બારીએ છે,
આ જે ઘરમાં છે, શું હું છું ? ના રે ના…

વહી ગયેલાં પાણી ભરવાં શક્ય છે?
તું ગઝલ લખ, છોડ પદ નરસિંહના.