The Manager says: Do you have any sales experience? The Indian says: Sir, I was a salesman back home in India. Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. You start tomorrow.. Ill come down after we close and see how you did. His first day on the job was […]
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Issues” abhi baaki hai….mere dost… Itni shiddat se project khatm karne ki khwaish ki hai…… Har jarre ne mujhe deadline tak le jane ki saazhish ki hai…. Kehte he ki agar hamesha requirements ke hisaab se coding karo To puri kayanat tumhe ”UAT pass” karane ki koshish me lag jatee hai……… Aur aaj is baat […]
Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom […]
Q. Below is a 2 BY 2 matrix. (remember jo jeeta wahi sikander song …) [ pehla nasha pehla khumar , ???????? ] [ ????????, ???????? ] The element in the 1st row, 1st column is ‘pehla nasha pehla khumar’. Can you tell me the values of other 3 elements of this matrix? Forgot Arrays […]
Petko Petkov of “ethical hacking” group GNUCitizen has developed a proof-of-concept program to steal contacts and incoming e-mails from Google Gmail users. “This can be used to forward all your incoming e-mail,” Pure Hacking security researcher Chris Gatford said. “It’s just a proof of concept at the moment, but what they’re demonstrating is the potential […]
Ack :- Abhirup Ghosh The news editor looks worried. The owner sits nearby with his face buried. The rating is dipping, The barometer is tripping. The channel is going down, With competition all around. Frustration keeps mounting, People are sweating. “What to do? Where to go?” “We’ve tried all tricks; what more is there to […]
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take […]
A group of children were playing near two railway tracks, one still in use while the other disused. Only one child played on the disused track, the rest on the operational track. The train is coming, and you are just beside the track interchange. You can make the train change its course to the disused […]
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A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, ‘If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??’ Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: ‘ O.K. Johnny, what’s the answer?’ Johnny: ‘NONE, maa’m. Teacher: ‘How?’ Johnny: ‘After hearing […]
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