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1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY 3. Three FASTEST means […]

Ant & Grasshopper – the old story The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper […]

A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in he lower. At 2:00 AM , he leaned over and […]

If v treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai” If v dont she says “kitna akarta hai” If v dress nicely she says “mujhe impress karna chahta hai” If v dont she says “tasteless hai yaar” If v argue with her she says “ziddi hai” If v sit quietly she says […]

AA!TERE ASHKON KO APNI AANKHON MAI UTAARDUN, TERI ZINDAGI KO APNI KHUSHIYON SE SAWAANRDUN, NA RAHE KOI GILA TUJHE MUJH SE KABHIE, TERI CHAHAT KA TUJHE AISA UPHAARDUN, MILE TERE HISSE KI BHI BEQARAARI MUJHE, KHOKAR MAI APNA SUKOON TUJHKO QARAARDUN, TERI HAR SOCH KA AGHAAZ-O-ANJAAM RAHUN MAI, BHULADE TU ZAMAANA,TUJHE MAI ITNA PYAARDUN!!!

40 over,40 over hai tumhare pass, shayad tumhare zindagi ke khass 40 over, aaj tum aaccha khelo ya bura yeh 40 over tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge, toh aaj kaise khelna hai yeh mai tumhe nahi bataunga, buss itna kahunga ki jao aur yeh 40 over jee bhar ke khelo, kyunki iske baad aane wale […]