Tag: Forwards (Page 20 of 48)

રજની વીના ની સવાર ક્યાય નહી મળે,
સુરજ વીના ના કીરણો કયાય નહી મળે.
થભી જશે આ કાફલો મજીલ થી કયાય દુર,
તારી કસમ જો તારો એક ઇશારો નહી મળે.

નજરો જુકવી એ શરમાતા હતા,
મને શી ખબર એ મુસકુરાતા હતા.
જીવુ છુ હવે એના વગર,
બધાય જાણે છે કે એ બીજા માટે હરખાતા હતા.

why did ramu throw butter from the window???
simple….
he wanted to see the butter-fly!! !!!!

Can u guess name of LISA RAY’s dad???
guess???
BAAP RAY!!!!
AND HER GRAND PA Name??????
BAAP RAY BAAP!!!!!

Once the parrot stepped on the elephant n the elephant died…
how come…
guess…coz…
the elephant’s name was parrot n the parrot’s name waz elephant…

Rohit wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. “Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!” So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door”. Confused, Rohit asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”

His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, “Lady leave me alone! I’m married!”

Moral
Self-induced hangover — Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture — Rs. 20,000.00
Breakfast — Rs. 100.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk – PRICELESS

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: “Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!”

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out,he returns and tells him: “Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too.” The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: “After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions… and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: “Dear Lord, bless this dinner… thank you for all you give us…!” A minute later the boy is still praying: “Thank you Lord for your kindness…” Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: “I didn’t know you were so religious!!!”

The boy replies: “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!!!”

Lyrics ..Too Sweet

Hey Hey Ey Ey Ey Ey Hey Hey Hey Hey……
Tumhe Pata Toh Hoga, Tumhi Pe Main Fida Hoon
Tumhe Hai Jabse Chaaha, Hawaaon Mein Udata Hoon
Tumhi Mere Har Pal Mein, Tum Aaj Mein, Tum Kal Mein
Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona….
Tumhe Pata Toh Hoga Ke Mere Dil Mein Kya Hai
Chalo Kahe Deti Hoon, Kabhi Nahi Jo Kahaan Hai
Tumhi Mere Har Pal Mein, Tum Aaj Mein, Tum Kal Mein
Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona….

Tum Jo Ghussa Bhi Karo Toh Mujhe Pyaar Lagata Hai Jaane Kyun
Main Toh Jo Bhi Kahu Tumhe Ikraar Lagata Hai Jaane Kyun
Chhodo Bhi Ye Ada, Paas Aake Jara, Baat Dil Ki Koi Keh Do Na
Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona….

Saari Duniya Ko Chhodake Maine Chaaha Hai Ik Tumhe
Maine Jindagi Se Maanga Hai Toh Sirf Maanga Hai Ik Tumhe
Abb Isi Chaah Mein, Abb Isi Raah Mein, Jindagibhar Mere Tum Ho Na
Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona….
Tumhe Pata Toh Hoga, Tumhi Pe Main Fida Hoon
Tumhe Hai Jabse Chaaha, Hawaaon Mein Udata Hoon
Tumhi Mere Har Pal Mein, Tum Aaj Mein, Tum Kal Mein
Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona….
Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona, Hey Shona…….
Hey Hey Ey Ey Ey Ey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Sony TV pe woh kaun sa serial aata tha jo pehle paas bulata hai aur baad me hakaal deta hai????
AAHAT (AA-HAT!!)

Sher…arz hai…
maa kasam ghalib ne aisa sher mara….
maa kasam ghalib ne aisa sher mara…..
k sherni vidhwa ho gai!!!

WHEN LION ROARS LOUDLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN????
?????GUESS
????GUESS HARDER
NO GUESS???
TOM & JERRY STARTS…..

Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?
Ans: “See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai.”

Hritik:- Aaj mere pas bunglow hai,gadi hai,wife hai, paisa hai, shan shaukat hai tere pas kya hai.
Abhishek bacchan:- mere bap ke sir pe baal hai..

man is going 2 a factory… another man asks him…
1st: kyu bhai…kahan jaa raha hai???
2nd: main kaarkhane ja raha hoon..
1st: abe yaar, itni badi CAR kaise khayega tu???