Tag: Forwards (Page 26 of 48)

Ack:- Nikita Shah 

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining his subordinates “Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension….

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes….

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests…

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked… “God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?”

God said……. “Ahah…that is the crown piece of all. “INDIA“, my most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold…..

The angel was quite surprised: “But god you said everything should be n balance.” God replied — “Look at the neighbors I gave them.“

Ack:- Saurabh Rawane

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honour their secret After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face.

He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion ather sacrifice .He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

How can I possibly repay you? “My darling,” she replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.

Ack:- Parth Barot 

Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard:

“One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two.”
“Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four.”
“Three and three… ”

His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him.

His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she stormed into Little Johnny’s classroom and confronted Ms. Margo. Little Johnny’s mother told Ms. Margo about Little Johnny’s different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.

The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn’t understand why Little Johnny had said what he did. Then suddenly, Ms Margo exclaimed, “Oh, I know, here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two.”

When a person calls u by a stupid name and never by ur own name…..
When they always get angry, whenever u tell them that u r busy and cant reply…
When they tell u everything about themselves even if its embarassing…
When they come to c u, whenever they get a chance….
When u argue with each other on stupid things and then end up laughing….
Celebrate with ur friends

Darek dariyo samjey chey key maari paasey paani apaar chey,
Pan ey kya jaaney chey key aa to nadiyo ey aapelo prem udhar chey.

Saagar poochey reti ney taney bhinjvoo key nahi!
Saagar poochey reti ney taney bhinjvoo key nahi!
Reti man maa royi padi, aam to kaai poochi poochi ney thata hashey prem…

Koik vaar koini prit pan taqlif aapey chey,
Aankhon ney gamey tey rit pan taqlif aapey chey,
Hamesha haarthi nathi haari jato maanash,
Koikvaar jagatmaa jeet pan taqlif aapey chey.

Koini pan vaatmaa padto nathi,
Etley hoo koi ney nadto nathi,
Jey ghadiyey jey malyu manjoor chey,
Bhagya saahtey hoo kadi ladto nathi,
koney chalkavya najar naa jaam ney,
Aam to hoon jaamney adto nathi,
Haam haiyya chey maara etley,
Thokaro khaau choo pan ppadto nathi.

orkut orkut sau rame..
scraps ni jove vaat…
communities ma rakhdya kare.. (2)
ane post kare reply lal sanedo..
hey sanedo sanedo orkut no sanedo..
online mitro na network no sanedo..

scrapbook ne refresh kare..
change kare display pic…
profiles visit karya kare… (2)
ane jove yesterday na hit lal sanedo..
hey sanedo sanedo orkut no sanedo..
online mitro na network no sanedo..

naam change karya kare..
trade kare testimonial..
album ma pics upload kare.. (2)
ane friends banave kamal lal sanedo..
hey sanedo sanedo orkut no sanedo..
online mitro na network no sanedo..

office mathi orkut juve..
forward kare spam message..
videos section update kare.. (2)
ane time kare barbad lal sanedo..
hey sanedo sanedo orkut no sanedo..

Soldier: “Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies”
SARDAR Major: “Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction” !.

What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

bhikari – sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab – tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari – abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.”

જીવનમાં જ્યારે ચૌદિશે છલકાય છે ખુશી,
આંસુ બનીને આંખમાં મલકાય છે ખુશી.

તું આવ કે ન આવ, કહી દે કે આવશે,
જો! કેવી આ તરફ પછી વળ ખાય છે ખુશી.

વિશ્વાસ એકમાત્ર છે આધાર આપણો,
તૂટી ગયો એ જ્યારથી, સંતાય છે ખુશી.

ગાંડી ! રડી નથી પડ્યો, તું વાત મારી માન,
જોઈ તને યુગો પછી ઊભરાય છે ખુશી.

સરનામું જ્યારથી તું આ દિલનું ત્યજી ગઈ,
આવીને પાછી ઘરથી વળી જાય છે ખુશી.

Machhali Jal ki Rani hai
Jeewan uska paani hai
hath lagao darr jayegi
bahar nikalo mar jayegi… 
 
Posham pa bhai posham pa
sau(100) rupay ki ghadi churayi
ab to jail mein jana padega
jail ki roti khana padega
jail ka pani peena padega
thayi thuiya thush
madari baba fushhhhhh…. 
 
Jhooth bolna paap hai
nadi kinare saanp hai
kali mai aayegi
tumko utha le jayegi…