Boss: Where were you born? Singh: Punjab.. Boss: which part? Singh: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab. 2 Singh were fixing a bomb in a car. Singh 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Singh 2: Dont worry, I have one more. Singh: What is the name of your [...]
October, 2008 Archive
Irvine Robbins – I don’t want my employees stealing
Irvine Robbins – American innovator who changed the way ice-cream was sold Irvine Robbins started with a single ice-cream parlour in Glendale, Calfornia, and with his brother-in-law, Burton Baskin, turned it into Baskin-Robbins, the world’s biggest ice-cream chain. Robbins, who has died aged 90, was an innovator in both business and ice-cream – part of [...]
Is India’s strong enough to weather the storm in the world financial market
The global economic crisis has come to India. Share markets are down; industrial production is down and the mood among businesses and investors is down. The Prime Minister, Finance Minister and the RBI Governor have repeated said India’s economy strong enough to weather the storm in the world financial market and it’s banks have enough [...]
How to get rich despite bloodbath at markets
If there was one question that people would pay a million bucks to have the answer to, it would be – How do I get rich? The answer is really obvious – if you have a million to spare then why waste it on a foolish question. Invest it and over the years you’ll surely [...]
Don’t get drunk on the stock price – Salesforce.com CEO Benioff
Source : CNBC “Don’t get drunk on the stock price.” That is Salesforce.com’s motto. Management uses it to keep the company focused on what matters most: satisfying customers rather than Wall Street. “That is the only thing that matters,” CEO Marc Benioff told Cramer Tuesday. Benioff said Salesforce is working with customers to find out [...]
Handle Salesforce Outbound Messages easily via Pervasive
by S. Patton, Technical Writer, Pervasive Software, Inc. Salesforce offers outbound messaging so that you can monitor changes in your online CRM data. Once the SOAP message goes out, however, you’re on your own. Salesforce leaves it up to you to handle the message and channel it into something useful. Pervasive has done over 500 [...]
Modi gets Nano to drive from Gujarat
Within days of moving out of West Bengal, Tata Motors have decided to drive the Nano project to and from Gujarat. This development comes after Tata scouted many sites including some in Karnataka and Andhra Pradesh. Tata Motors Chairman Ratan Tata and Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi will make an announcement on Tuesday evening in [...]
Lyrics of Aankh Hain Bhari Bhari Song
Following are lyrics of one of my favorite song from “Tumse Accha Kaun Hai” Movie … Music By Nadeem-Shravan Lyrics By Sameer Performed by Alka Yagnik Aankh Hain Bhari Bhari Aur Tum Muskurane Ki Baat Karte Ho Aankh Hain Bhari Bhari Aur Tum Muskurane Ki Baat Karte Ho Zindagi Khafa Khafa Aur Tum Dil Lagane [...]
Is US a Bailout Nation ? List of Bailouts in US
What is Bailout ? A situation in which a business, individual or government offers money to a failing business in order to prevent the consequences that arise from a business’s downfall. Bailouts can take the form of loans, bonds, stocks or cash. They may or may not require reimbursement. Investopedia Says: Bailouts have traditionally occurred [...]
Always Life doesn’t turn out the way we plan it
A woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in prison. Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who died [...]